Things You SHOULD Say!

[rocket]

You can keep going if you want, I need some coffee.

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Things you SHOULD say to the auto mechanic that insists you need work done on your vehicle that you don't really need.

[ReadYourBible]

I have no money to pay you, if you'd like to do the work for free.......

Things you SHOULD say to the dog that and at the food you're eating LOL.

[Hallett 82]

keep drooling like that and we're going to need a lifeboat.

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thing you should say to the cat that moves in on you couch.

[rocket]

Have you ever seen a `helicopter cat'?

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Things you SHOULD say to the person that hates cats and helicopters them by the tail.

[campanula]

Dear sonny, give this cat a rest a bit....

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Things you should say to a dog-hater?

[rocket]

Jehovah gave us pets to teach us about love and life.

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Things you SHOULD say to a SSPX member who calls JW's a cult.

[campanula]

I'll tell you one secret that Jehovah wants you to know, then you tell me what SSPX means

Things you should say to yourself when you do not know where to go

[Greenfield]

Even though it is against the Man Code, I will stop and ask for directions.

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Things you should say to someone who thinks the Man Code is a real thing.

[surfergirl]

well there's a song say's its a man's world. men are in charge, men make fights. men make rules. men remind, you they are the boss.

when you drive the man sits in the passanger seat telling how to drive. so there fore I say there is a Man's code. he will do what he wants

when he wants and sulk if he doesn't get what he wants...

new things you should say about that?

[ReadYourBible]

I'd say that's a lot of generalizations about men, that could equally be applied to women.

Things you should say about the following quote:

When the going gets tough, the tough get going

[rocket]

That saying sounds like a tried a tested pioneer of many years.

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Things you SHOULD say to a young family sitting in the section of seating reserved for the elderly and inferm at the DC.

[surfergirl]

Thanks nice to meet you. with your kids we'll be able to stay awake during the session. and sweet sis. there are plenty of grandpa's and nannies here if you need a baby sitter. here i have a trick checkout my false teeth.

new things you should say in return to the help?

[trottigy]

Thank you

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Say to the girl at the apple store who tells you, " no one is available until tomorrow to even look at it." After you explain - it is just something simple - like a setting - why phone doesn't ring.

[rocket]

I guess that's why there is a big bite out of the apple, service not all there.

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Things you SHOULD say to some one who keeps getting burned buying Apple products.

[Hallett 82]

STOP Already! . . you've been burned and you still go back don't be a follower be a leader and buy a competitor product. ><

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Thing you SHOULD say to a die hard Seinfeld fan.

[rocket]

Auh, it will get better in time.

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Things you SHOULD say to a brother who spent years in prison for his faith.

[surfergirl]

your experience moved me. How you must experinced that MI Hell?

new things you should say to a gringo who used to be an SS?

[ReadYourBible]

Gabe, I'm not sure what you mean by gringo and SS. To me these things mean a white person (in mexican slang) and a German officer.....so based on these I'd say, I'm really glad you're no longer part of the German army.....

Things you SHOULD say to Jello!

[Hallett 82]

Hello Jello.

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Things you SHOULD say to your neighbour who is trimming the communal hedge.

[rocket]

That looks so much better than when I do it.

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who doesn't know what the "MI" stands for in "Hell,MI"

[surfergirl]

Please explain.

new things you should say. To the property manager that says a place is up for rent you drive to the location. you get hooked. on the lake.

awesome views you ask to bring you hubby back, then they say oh we have an approved applicant. (happened today)

[Hallett 82]

That's why I don't like Century21 property managers.

Things you SHOULD say to the energy salesman who persists TOO much at your door. (keep it polite)

[surfergirl]

STart preaching, say hey dude this is your lucky day. I like to call to call people & read .Matt 24:14...So wat da ya say!

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[rocket]

What's you question?

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Things you SHOULD say to the parking attendant that puts you way far out in the parking area after you mentioned your wife has a problem with her get along.

[Hallett 82]

there is no reply in the world for that. He is a single Bro living in ignorance or a married Bro with a heart of granite

and we can hope he gets a sore bunion tomorrow that teaches him empathy. (just a small bunion hey)

things you should say to a sister who brings you soup when you are sick.