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Take care Chief as to how much you drink or you might drown in your tea-pee.

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Things you Should say to the Tax man after finding out that you made a big mistake on your tax return and the mistake was in your favor.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Things you Should say to the Tax man after finding out that you made a big mistake on your tax return and the mistake was in your favor.

You can audit me anytime:ecstatic:

Things you should say to a sister you meet while going door to door who you haven't seen at the Hall in years.

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Do you remember the fun times we used to have when we were growing up? Wouldn't it be nice to do them all over again.?

new things you say to You must Behave yourself?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I would like to take you out for dinner somewhere. Where would you like to go?

new things you should say. To the guy who took her life and was suppose to be a ''brother''?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I wish I had the gift of gab like you, we would only need two doors the fill the morning of service.

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Things you Should say to your new CO the first time you meet him and his wife.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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My whole family is signing up to Regular Pioneer, and here are our applications.

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What you SHOULD say to a brother who consistently shows up after the first song has begun and leaves before the Watchtower Study is over.

....Those who seek Jehovah can understand EVERYTHING......Proverbs 28:5. (The possibilities are endless!)

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I would love to get to know you some more. Life goes fast. We are all busy. Can you stick around next week?

New what should you say to your Brother getting Married next week.

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Just remember: I taught you everything you need to know about how to treat a girl, so play nice!

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What you should say to your ex husband who goes to the same Kingdom Hall and says he is getting married again to someone not in the truth?

....Those who seek Jehovah can understand EVERYTHING......Proverbs 28:5. (The possibilities are endless!)

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:welcome: friends come for coffee stay a while let us get to know you.

New things you should say. only 1 more week til your :boating:

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Things you SHOULD say to the young bro/sis in the congregation to help motivate them to look into pioneer service.

Hey, now you can aux with just 30 hours - possibly 4 times a year and go to the pioneer meeting - how about getting started :punk:

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Things you should say to the guy who can't quite keep the rules straight in all these games :lol1:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Yeah :ecstatic:

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What SHOULD you say to the person that forgets to add a "something new" in this game? :lol1::crush:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Don't you have a life????? :lol1:

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What you should say to those who don't save the back rows for elderly or the families with kids.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Don't you have a life????? :lol1:

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What you should say to those who don't save the back rows for elderly or the families with kids.

The elders would like to see you in the library.( Then when they leave move their stuff:yes:)

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What you should say to people who really don't have a life.

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The elders would like to see you in the library.( Then when they leave move their stuff:yes:)

Now that is Funny :lol1:

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What you should say to people who really don't have a life.

Have a got something you are going to LOVE! It is called the ministry :yes: You'll never be bored guaranteed!!!

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What you should say to - crazy moderators who are playing these games to up the number of posts they have :lol1:

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Your the fun one. Its the rest that are boring.:)-D

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What should you say 2. The 1st of March. You signed up to do 30hrs &its still raining buckets everyday?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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What should you say 2. The 1st of March. You signed up to do 30hrs &its still raining buckets everyday?

:idea:It's a Good day to go visit friends.

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Things you should say to your son when he asks you if you'll make home made cinnamon rolls?:help:

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I tell my kids tomorrow I will buy some.

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things you should say when it keeps rainning?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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