Jokes

[walkr2]

All funny!

[bohemian]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused anasthaesia for root canal work at the dentists?

 

He said he could transcend dental medication.

[Brother_Bliss]

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
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Doctor: Denephew.

[Musky]

The new baby!

Edited July 29, 2013 by Musky

[surfergirl]

Musky your hilarious.

Every other topics are the Royals.

Guess that babies name game on the radio. Etc.

[pnutts]

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.

Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?

Doctor: Denise.

Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?

.

.

 

Doctor: Denephew.

I heard that eons ago and it was the woman's husband - he ran down the stairs at hospital and fell -was in a coma for 3 months and his brother ( the moron ) named the babies.   My being older is telling

Edited July 29, 2013 by pnutts

[pnutts]

The new baby!

newbaby.jpg

That's an insult to the baby -its bad enough having him for a grandfather.

[Bobby G1]

A lady was walking down the sidewalk when she met a little girl with a box of newborn kittens. So she asked the girl all about her kittens, even asking what religion they were. The little girl said they were Catholic; the lady thought that was adorable. The next week, the lady was walking with her friend and boasted about the girl's kittens being Catholic. When they came to the little girl with her kittens, the lady's friend asked what religion they were. This time, the girl said they were Jehovah's Witnesses. The two women gasped: "Why?" and "How?" The little girl replied: "Well, their eyes have opened now".

Edited 7 hours ago by Qapla
To make the text viewable in light and dark mode

[Mike047]

There are some humorous points on this topic, but we should try to be careful to keep humour away from making  jokes about royalty and politics. We do not seek to make worldly jokes that could suggest we degrade those in authority; as we need them to allow us to continue with our assigned work (1Tim 21,2).

[Tortuga]

I miss Musky. I really enjoyed his sense of humor, or humour if you live outside of the US...