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8 hours ago, Dages said:

and revenge belongs to Jehovah... so he has all the icecream? :D 

 

If only snow fell down as ice cream. But icy poles are close. They just need flavouring and colouring.

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What happens if you play country music backwards?

 

You get your wife back, your truck back and your dog back. 🙃

"The future's uncertain and the end is always near" --- Jim Morrison

"The more I know, the less I understand. All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again" --- Don Henley

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2 hours ago, Sheep said:

I never understood what Country Music songs were all about...

♪ "I'm drinkin' my beer and drivin' my truck over you." ♪

What does that mean?

 

That's a double entendre

 If it said "I'm drivin' my truck and drinkin' my beer over you"  it just isn't the same .

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10 hours ago, minister159 said:

What happens if you play country music backwards?

 

You get your wife back, your truck back and your dog back. 🙃

 

We usually have it as

 

The dog comes back, the wife comes back, you get the farm back from the bank, you have a crop to harvest and you get rain.

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8 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

We usually have it as

 

The dog comes back, the wife comes back, you get the farm back from the bank, you have a crop to harvest and you get rain.

Do you have to give back the beer and whiskey?

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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2 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Do you have to give back the beer and whiskey?

 

No, they already had before, during and after. So it doesn't change, only other than the reason why they were drinking it.

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