A good joke

[Tortuga]

3 hours ago, rocket said:

 

I reckon you'll have to group short jokes in with blonde jokes.  Some people are just sensitive. Now I'm both short and summer blonde and I find both funny. Now bald jokes are fighting words. 😂

I think it's head and shoulders over some of the other jokes I've heard..

[CHecker]

 

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

I think it's head and shoulders over some of the other jokes I've heard..

Now, now. I don't think we need to bring scalp treatments into the equation. 😁

[Mike047]

Of course, we all hope to be earthly Kingdom hairs

[Pabo]

8 hours ago, Tortuga said:

I think it's head and shoulders over some of the other jokes I've heard..

 

7 hours ago, CHecker said:

Now, now. I don't think we need to bring scalp treatments into the equation. 😁

 

We may have to conside that, especially if taller people do have dandruff, those shorter people may think it is snowing if they are around them.

[Pabo]

On 9/7/2025 at 10:25 AM, dljbsp said:

Don't order hay for your horses off of Amazon. In a couple of days they'll ask for the feedback.

 

 

You could always reply "neigh".

[rocket]

I don't procrastinate.  I intentionally wait until the last minute because then I will be older, and therefore wiser.

 

Bill Underwood

[Tortuga]

Ninja teacher to student: "I didn't see you in class today. Congratulations."

[Pabo]

On 9/10/2025 at 11:17 AM, Tortuga said:

Ninja teacher to student: "I didn't see you in class today. Congratulations."

 

Nor did I hear you enter.

 

You pass Daniel-san.

 

[Keep Fighting]

[Mike047]

 

I'm just dogged by bad press!

[dljbsp]

Your future doctors are using ChatGPT to pass medical school.

 

You better start eating healthy.

[CHecker]

I don't know if its already been said so forgive me if it has.

 

There was a challenge made - 'write your name without lifting your pencil' 

Spoiler

Congratulations, you just discovered cursive

 

[Pabo]

Bill was cruising down a country road on his motorbike when a deer darted out in front of him. He swerved, lost control, and ended up in a ditch. Luckily, he wasn’t badly hurt—just a little dazed.

A shiny BMW pulled up alongside, and out stepped an absolutely beautiful woman.
“Are you OK?” she asked.

Bill rubbed his head. “I banged it a bit, but I think I’m fine.”

“Don’t be silly,” she said. “Jump in my car—I’m a nurse. I’ll patch you up, and you can warm up at my place just a couple miles away.”

Bill hesitated. “That’s really kind, but my wife wouldn’t be happy if I went home with a strange woman.”

The nurse smiled. “Nonsense! You could have a serious injury. I insist.”

So, Bill gave in, climbed into the BMW, and off they went. At her house, she cleaned his wound, bandaged him up, and even offered him a cold beer.

“I really shouldn’t,” said Bill. “My wife won’t like it.”

“Don’t be daft,” she laughed. “You’ve had a shock. A beer will calm you down.”

So Bill had the beer. Then she offered him another.

He shook his head. “Honestly, I’d better not. My wife REALLY won’t like it.”

Rolling her eyes, she asked, “Why do you keep worrying about your wife? Where is she, anyway?”

Bill took a sip of his beer, shrugged, and said:
“As far as I know… she’s still in the ditch.”

[Qapla]

 

 

 

I have to admit - I thought she was going to be his wife, and he didn't know because he hit his head

 

That punch line is great!!!

Edited Tuesday at 01:09 AM by Qapla

[Pabo]

On 9/25/2025 at 7:02 PM, Keep Fighting said:

 

Just by looking at the size of its eyes, I think the ostrich didn't expect the see the tree in its path either.