A good joke

[Pabo]

9 hours ago, Tortuga said:

 

If they were in a physical altercation, their punches were liken to be that of being hit with a wet lettuce leaves.

[Pabo]

On 9/6/2026 at 7:16 PM, Pabo said:

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

 

 

 

 

@Qapla thougth it was twice as funny

 

[pnutts]

To the theme of the Pink Panther. Been out for decades. Does that make me Old?

[rocket]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks. Col guy, wants to be a web designer.

[Tortuga]

3 minutes ago, rocket said:

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks. Col guy, wants to be a web designer.

That can be a really sticky situation, it's easy to get tangled up in their life..

[Qapla]

Oh!   What a tangled web they weave ...

 

[Percy]

Lexophilia

Here is a pail full of "puns"...🤔🤣🙄

This year's submissions: 

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. 

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. 

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore. 

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. 

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. 

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. 

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. 

A will is a dead giveaway. 

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 

Police were summoned to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired. 

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. 

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed. 

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? 

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. 

When chemists die, they barium. 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.