A good joke

[Pabo]

8 hours ago, Andrey said:

Food is always fun! Ecclesiastes 10:19.

 

 

I say there is a tad too much sugar in his food.

 

Or he is creating a diversion to keep his siblings away from disturbing his mealtime.

[Andrey]

Went to the bookstore yesterday. On the shelf I saw a book: “Tips on how to solve 50% of all your problems?” I picked up two books.

[Dolce vita]

19 hours ago, Pabo said:

 

I say there is a tad too much sugar in his food.

 

Or he is creating a diversion to keep his siblings away from disturbing his mealtime.

Diversion of course

[Mike047]

I read a book about weightlessness, and just couldn't put it down

[Pabo]

6 hours ago, Andrey said:

Went to the bookstore yesterday. On the shelf I saw a book: “Tips on how to solve 50% of all your problems?” I picked up two books.

 

You may find that you may now only solve a three quarters of your problems buying two copies of that book.

Edited May 7 by Pabo

[Andrey]

That moment in life when your grandmother comes home and forbids you from watching TV.

 

Edited May 8 by Andrey

[Sun]

Now we will have pointier noses 😁.

[Andrey]

[Mike047]

How many words do you need to say something?

 

Pythagoras' Theorem                                                24 words

The Lord's Prayer                                                       65 words (NWT)

American Declaration of Independence              1,300 words

European Union Regulation on

        the sale of cabbages                                  26,911 words (a weighty tome)

[Andrey]

 

 

[Andrey]

[Dolce vita]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

I could spend hours watching this kind of videos

[Andrey]

Typical teenager

 

[Lee49]

[Pabo]

4 hours ago, Lee49 said:

 

We here in Australia refer it as the "third drawer", as most kitchens here do have 4 drawers.

 

Top drawer - table cutlery

Second drawer - Cooking utensils

Third drawer - the quoted picture, or as a well-known Irish comedian once had a song about this drawer

Fourth drawer - batteries, elextric kitchen utensil product manuals and/or cookbooks

Edited Thursday at 10:11 PM by Pabo

[Tortuga]

8 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

We here in Australia refer it as the "third drawer", as most kitchens here do have 4 drawers.

 

Top drawer - table cutlery

Second drawer - Cooking utensils

Third drawer - the quoted picture, or as a well-known Irish comedian once had a song about this drawer

Fourth drawer - batteries, elextric kitchen utensil product manuals and/or cookbooks

One of my favorite groups, Third Drawer Down...

[Lee49]

5 hours ago, Pabo said:

We here in Australia refer it as the "third drawer"

Some refer to it as the "turd" drawer!  🫣🤦‍♂️

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

[Lee49]

[Kwabena]

 

 

[Lee49]

I was waiting for 1 or 2 of them to slip and fall from the water!   ☝  🤭

[Lee49]

[Andrey]