A good joke

[Pabo]

11 hours ago, Andrey said:

The first corgi that servis as a police dog in China is on duty today.

 

I have heard of a "monkey on your back" but never a Corgi!

 

Did King Charles rehome his mother's Corgi's and gave them up for adoption?

[Pabo]

On 4/16/2024 at 11:17 PM, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

😂🤣😂

 

I wonder if their live gigs steel grind out a sparkling fireworks display?

 

 

[Qapla]

They were well known for their grinding rhythms ... they were also said to have abrasive personalities

 

[Lee49]

 On the Sunday before the holidays, a preacher was walking down a street on his way to see a parishioner. However, he wanted to post a parcel urgently so he asked a young boy where he could find the post office. When the boy had directed him, the preacher thanked him and said, ‘If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.’ The boy replied, ‘I think I’ll give your sermon a miss. If you don’t even know your way to the post office, how will you lead me to heaven?’   🤪 🤣

[Mike047]

On 4/18/2024 at 12:05 AM, Pabo said:

Did King Charles rehome his mother's Corgi's and gave them up for adoption?

You would imagine he would go for spaniels

[Kwabena]

I used to be a Ghanaian, I still am but I used to be too. 

[Tortuga]

I am like an old cell phone, I can sleep all night and my battery is still only 80% in the morning, 50% by noon and dead by 3pm...

[Qapla]

Tortuga - I resemble that remark!

[Andrey]

My situation, after selling all the ties. 🤣

 

Edited April 25 by Andrey

[felito]

For the brothers who grew their beards

This will happen to them when they want to take them off.

 

 

 

 

just joking

[Tortuga]

Every time I leave the house, I do the Old Man Makarena,

Wallet, Comb, Keys, Phone!

Shoes, glasses, hearing aids, done!

Makarena!

 

[Qapla]

Old Man Makarena

 

19 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Wallet, Comb, Keys, Phone!

 

At this age - Who needs a comb !?! 

[Loopy]

19 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Every time I leave the house, I do the Old Man Makarena,

Wallet, Comb, Keys, Phone!

Shoes, glasses, hearing aids, done!

Makarena!

 

shirt, pants 🤣🤣🤣

[Lee49]

7 hours ago, Qapla said:

At this age - Who needs a comb !?! 

For our beards ! 🧔🏻‍♂️

[Lee49]

[Mike047]

Sometimes it's just the language that's confusing:

 

 

Can you just explain that to me?

[Andrey]

Fell asleep on the job.

 

 

[Pabo]

23 minutes ago, Andrey said:

Fell asleep on the job.

 

 

 

I think it had eaten too much nectar and got stuck.

[Lee49]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

Fell asleep on the job.

It OD'ed   😵

[Lee49]

The following appeared in a church bulletin - 

 

 

[Andrey]

[Dolce vita]

6 minutes ago, Andrey said:

The bird dances much better😊