A good joke

[Golfguy74]

Three women die and go to heaven.

 

When they arrive, they meet God and he tells them that there are a lot of ducks in heaven, so do not step on them. If you do, there will be a penalty.

 

Three days later, one-woman steps on one of the ducks. In a few moments, an angel approaches her and chains an ugly man to her leg and tells her, they will be chained together until she learns to be careful.

 

The next day, another woman steps on one of the ducks. In a few moments, an angel approaches her and chains an ugly man to her leg and tells her, they will be chained together until she learns to be careful.

 

The third woman sees this and 

for the next few weeks, she watches every step. Avoids the ducks and even makes friend with a few. Then one day and angel appears with a handsome man and chains him to her.

[Luigi62]

30 minutes ago, Golfguy74 said:

Three women die and go to heaven.

 

When they arrive, they meet God and he tells them that there are a lot of ducks in heaven, so do not step on them. If you do, there will be a penalty.

 

Three days later, one-woman steps on one of the ducks. In a few moments, an angel approaches her and chains an ugly man to her leg and tells her, they will be chained together until she learns to be careful.

 

The next day, another woman steps on one of the ducks. In a few moments, an angel approaches her and chains an ugly man to her leg and tells her, they will be chained together until she learns to be careful.

 

The third woman sees this and 

for the next few weeks, she watches every step. Avoids the ducks and even makes friend with a few. Then one day and angel appears with a handsome man and chains him to her.

 

The handsome man stepped on a duck.

[pnutts]

On 1/17/2024 at 5:04 PM, bagwell1987 said:

that'll be a dollar

I have always said 5 bucks

[bagwell1987]

7 minutes ago, pnutts said:

I have always said 5 bucks

I guess he didn't want to factor in inflation 😄

[Keep Fighting]

Edited February 12 by Keep Fighting
The planes will now run on biogas. Everyone must contribute.

[Mike047]

Rune, was this plane going to Flushing up in NY?

[Keep Fighting]

43 minutes ago, Keep Fighting said:

THE PLANES WILL NOW RUN ON BIOGAS, EVERYONE MUST CONTRIBUTE.

[Mike047]

Getting to the bottom of things eh?

[Tortuga]

1 minute ago, Mike047 said:

Getting to the bottom of things eh?

So true. A toilet is always the butt of a joke...

[Mike047]

As Mrs Malaprop might say "It's defecation of character"

[Pabo]

4 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

 

So, is this how Boeing is going to rectifying their 737 door bolts issue?

 

It definately looks like a managment and PR decision.

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Mike047]

It looks awfully like another PANdemic

[Loopy]

53 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

So, is this how Boeing is going to rectifying their 737 door bolts issue?

 

It definately looks like a managment and PR decision.

Yeah, management totally has to definitely be involved here. Probably the same kind of management I had to deal with for so many years. 🤭🤭🫣🫣🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

Edited February 12 by Loopy

[Pabo]

8 minutes ago, Mike047 said:

It looks awfully like another PANdemic

 

It adds another dimension when you are about to leave on your trip and say

 

 

[Pabo]

5 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

 

I wonder would you have to pay extra for oxygen masks?

 

I say most no frills budget airlines would.

[Pabo]

5 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

THE PLANES WILL NOW RUN ON BIOGAS, EVERYONE MUST CONTRIBUTE.

 

So it is another way the airline industry can blame someone else for their gas emissions.

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Pabo]

5 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

THE PLANES WILL NOW RUN ON BIOGAS, EVERYONE MUST CONTRIBUTE.

 

What happens if some has a diet of red hot chilli peppers? Do they travel faster as they can use the "afterburners"?

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Pabo]

6 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

 

Another meaning to "If you add more choke, you will have lift off".

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Qapla]

This picture and thread now seems to be flush with witty responses but, I don't see any facilities for taking care of the paperwork.

[Pabo]

16 minutes ago, Qapla said:

I don't see any facilities for taking care of the paperwork.

 

The pilots do their preflight checks before they fly off.

 

 

 

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Pabo]

8 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

 

If the smell gets too bad, just don't open a window.

 

 

 

Edited February 12 by Pabo

[Pabo]

Apparently, before Doctor Who's TARDIS was disguised as a Police Box, it was apparently a Port-a-loo.

 

 

 

[bagwell1987]

Wow, this topic has gone down the toilet!

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I asked if they had a 1st class section, but the deposit was too big

Old (Downunder) Tone

[Pabo]

7 hours ago, ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone said:

I asked if they had a 1st class section, but the deposit was too big

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

 

You should have ask for a seat in Turd class, you would have a few paper bills to spare.