A good joke

[Kwabena]

Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

[Andrey]

[Lee49]

 

 

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

The world record is 228 jump rope jumps in 30 seconds

[Andrey]

When you've eaten a pie with expired meat and it's a long way from home.

[Andrey]

Soccer fan ⚽

[Andrey]

Wife: When I bought my husband new underpants and told him I would throw away all the old ones!

 

Husband: No need, they are almost new, I feel comfortable in them and they are like my own!

[Andrey]

Where did you learn to tap dance?

- In my family. There were 15 kids and one potty for all of us.

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

[Mike047]

When he said DIY he really meant do it yourself

[pnutts]

On 4/13/2024 at 4:44 PM, Andrey said:

Where did you learn to tap dance?

- In my family. There were 15 kids and one potty for all of us.

In my mom's family there were 16 kids ( she was 15th ), one died as a 2 yr old early 1900s, 2nd age 18 died in France 1916  during WWI, 3rd may have been married. They had a outhouse ( maybe a 2 hole 💩 ). I barely remember them putting in a washroom 🚽🧻 inside in the 1950s.

[Friends just call me Ross]

 

😂🤣😂

[Lee49]

That's an old 78 record played by the famous DeWalt Band, it takes these special rubber attachments to play otherwise it will sound scratchy! 📀

 

 

[Mike047]

One problem is that DeWalt Disney know what he's talking about

[Lee49]

12 hours ago, Mike047 said:

DeWalt Disney

He no longer can hear, see, think, walk,talk or speak ! 😴  🪦

[Pabo]

13 hours ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

😂🤣😂

 

That band were great at cutting some rock tracks!

[Qapla]

From what I remember of that band - they were a little rough around the edges ...

[Tortuga]

23 minutes ago, Qapla said:

From what I remember of that band - they were a little rough around the edges ...

Yeah, but they knew the drill..

What you saw is what you got...

Edited April 17 by Tortuga

[Tortuga]

15 hours ago, Mike047 said:

One problem is that DeWalt Disney know what he's talking about

[Andrey]

The first corgi that servis as a police dog in China is on duty today.

Edited April 17 by Andrey

[Andrey]

[Lee49]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

The first corgi that servis as a police dog in China is on duty today.

Rear view seeing eye dog !    

[Lee49]

 Jesus and Moses invite a buddy golfing. Moses tees off, drives the ball, and it goes right into a pond. Moses waves his staff over the waters and they part. He chips it from there onto the green. Birdy. Jesus goes next. He drives the ball and it lands on the pond, floating there. Jesus walks across the pond and chips it in. Eagle. The third guy goes. He drives it. A hawk snags the ball in mid-flight in an utter freak accident. He drops it onto the green and it lands inches from the hole. It looks like a simple tap-in when a sudden freak gust of wind  blows the ball into the hole. Hole-in-one! Moses says, “Jesus, I hate playing your Dad.”  ⛳️