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Why don't I understand that? (besides the obvious!!!) I don't understand the second part...

Oh, Oh, Oh, I just got it! No one is coming to see "me" in the second school because some cute little boy is giving the talk in the main school. I thought the "you" meant the little boy at first! DAH!


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LOL @shali

 

This happened last week....we had a cute little brother giving a talk.  Not one person outside of the people assigned to give talks or conduct in the second school walked back.

Come join our service group singers......♫ Grant us boldness we witness....help us overcome our fear. ♫

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LOL @shali

This happened last week....we had a cute little brother giving a talk. Not one person outside of the people assigned to give talks or conduct in the second school walked back.

I just figured that out as you were posting this! haha! My mind thinks way too literally sometimes.
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You know what, as a kid I used to have to explain all the most difficult Bible prophecies and things to my mom but I couldn't grasp the simpliest ones!!!! I'd ask if you knew how frustrating that would be but I have a feeling the answer is "No! Are you kidding"!

Plus, we have no cute little kids at our hall who give talks - I COULDN'T RELATE! Hehe!

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Funny you should mention that, I gave talks before my mother did. My first talk was when I was 6 years old and I remember it till this day - I was a little Isrealite girl at a well talking to another Isrealite girl about Jesus's miracle of turning water into wine at a wedding. I couldn't say "Caperneum" so my mother said" pretend you have a kitty and his name is "Neum" and you want him to come and purr! So say 'come purr Neum!" and it worked! I could say it! I was dressed like an Isrealite with a long dress and veil too (we were allowed to do that back then) and I gave the whole talk from memory. I gave last minutes talks from the time I was 6 till I got married at 20 every week! Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

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There is a second picture that goes with Hulk Hogan....it contains the two sisters that shared the tract with him.  It's on Instagram.

Come join our service group singers......♫ Grant us boldness we witness....help us overcome our fear. ♫

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