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Police Officer gets grilled by a Lawyer in Court. What he says next is classic. If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer did you see my client fleeing the scene?" A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away." Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?" A: "The officer who responded to the scene." Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: "Yes, sir. With my life." Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?" A: "Yes sir, we do." Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?" A: "Yes sir, I do." Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?" A: "Yes sir." Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?" A: "You see, sir – we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room." The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's "Best Comeback" line and we think he’ll win.

A little bit breezy.😱

Cooler today with showers. Had a thunder banger about 1:30 AM lat night. Today forecast is Smoke!!!! Yup smelled like someone had a fire just outside our window. Cough, hack, burning eyes, etc. 🤢. Smoke from fires in several provinces. It even has traveled to Europe.

<<So what was it?>> Line from animated Fern Gully environmental kids vid

Had a dream a few days ago. It was hilarious. We were sitting in a bleacher and this brother dressed in a dragon outfit kept coming up and down in a pit while we sang the song with words "at the temple gate" 🤣🎶 Poor Dennis the menace ( one of our elders who is 9 days younger then me ) In my dream I told him this is what people will remember you for. 😂

I thought eating a Skippy was illegal. 🦘

4 letter word. Out west in Canada they had 86 F or more temp, then snow then tornadoes in one week. yup 4 letter word

I used to resemble that remark. That is I am a blue eyed Was Blond.

Updated Spicy Dill Relish or less spicy = Bold. Spicy Dill Pickle Relish Updated.pdf

Uploading my updated Taco Bell recipes. I make several times of dry Burrito mixture and store in glass mason jar. Use 1/4 cup per pound of lean ground beef. Mixture makes a nice addition to beef chili. I use the Fire Sauce recipe instead of Fire Boarder Sauce. Makes more. 🤩 Taco Bell Burrito Supreme Mix updated.pdf Taco Bell Fire Sauce Recipe 1 Updated.pdf Taco Bell Fire Border Sauce Updated.pdf

Art of the Steal.🤑

<<i cook for the week >> I make my own taco seasoning. Just updated my copycat recipe. I also have copycat tweaked Fire Sauce Will post them later if Sometimers doesn't kick in. Yummm

Was fine on a gas stove or even element electric but smooth top. My wife would be a widow - her choice!⚡☄️🔥

I got my first email account 29 years ago when the net started out as bulletin boards. Dial up 28.8 kb if you please. My 2nd account was with excite which is now gone.

Made quick cashew curry over rice. Yummm. Has own topic. This morning I made Fresh Strawberry Cake. Boiled down some Strawberry syrup for glaze. Fresh Strawberry Cake.pdf