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  1. Young Police Officer to elderly female driver: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "No, I was going exactly the speed limit, 22 MPH." Officer: "Ma'am,that's not the speed limit, that's the route number. Driver: "My goodness, I thought I was being so careful." Officer: "Try to keep up with the speed limit, alright." Driver, "Thank you officer." Officer, "By the way, is everyone in the car OK?" Driver,
  2. A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a school teacher. The Judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. Now sit down at the table and write,
  3. My wife had a doctor's appointment this morning. She said to the doctor, "My husband constantly talks in his sleep, what can I do about it?" Doctor replies, " Give him a chance to speak during the daytime."
  4. I don't really know as I am waiting for that info myself. I know he was an Elder in not a few Congregations in 3 States I know of, I don't know what their limit on zoom logins if any will be.
  5. Jerry & Gertrude 2017 while living in Newport, Oregon
  6. The teacher ask the class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by little Johnny's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she ask him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," little Johnny replied. "I see... and that must be Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus," she said. "But who's the fourth person?"
  7. My wife, on one of her rare visits to London had a credit card stolen. I monitored the use of the card. and I have to say, I didn't report it to the Police because the Thief was spending less than she was.
  8. 9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
  9. What's your biggest regret? Not listening to my wife's advice. What was the advice? I ain't sure I wasn't listening.
  10. Some years ago A brother and sister from Russia visited our Zoom Chats quite regularly. The Brother could not understand English at all but used a translating device to communicate with. The sister taught English in Russia but with a Russian accent, thus it was difficult for her to understand us unless we talked very slow. The translating devices have their place but I wouldn't swear by their accuracy. Maybe just a rough idea of what is being said. As to theocratic terms, I would say they are absolutely worthless.
  11. Our beloved member Old/Jerry has passed away. 89 years of age. A dear friend of many on the Forum. https://jwtalk.net/profile/4460-old/
  12. https://www.jw.org/en/news/region/global/2025-Governing-Body-Update-6/ 2025 Governing Body Update #6 2026 yeartext and a new original song. My Spiritual Need
  13. Our weather this week is mild with a hint of Fall in the air. The day begins in the 50's F and rises to early 80's.

rocket last won the day on February 5 2022

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About rocket

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How I Found the Truth

  • How I found the Truth
    Fourth Generation Witness. My great-grandmother started studying in 1898 and was baptized in 1902. Total of 6 generations of loyal worshipers of Jehovah in the family.

My Hobbies & Interests

  • My Interests
    Gardening, Video production.
  • My favorite books
    Bible, Truth in Translation, Strong's Concordance, The Interlinear Bible-Hebrew & Greek, all Publications by WBTS.
  • My favorite quotes
    "WE cannot incite if you're not in sight." Heb. 10:24,25

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