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A man brings his buddy home for dinner... unannonced a 7:30 PM after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the h*** did you bring him home?" Husband: "Because he's thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!"
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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?" "Well, said the director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub?" I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No said the director, A normal person would...
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According to your own understanding should man do the dishes? Definitely not. Why?
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A wife and her husband married for over 30 years were sitting at the dinner table. Suddenly the wife looks at him and says, "Do you remember when you used to hold my hand? The husband sighs reaches out and holds her hand. She continues, do you remember when you used to kiss me on the cheek? He leans over and gives her a kiss. Then she says softly, do you remember how you used to nibble my ear? The husband stands up and starts walking away. Surprised she asks where are you going? He replies...
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sorry, wrong thread. I'm such a bore
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What's your favourite meal?
rocket replied to Cats's topic in General Discussion & Everyday Chit Chat
I think a nice recipe would be in order in this Forum Banquet of fine dishes -
Sadly the inventor of the throat lozenges has died, There will be no coffin at his funeral.
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What's your favourite meal?
rocket replied to Cats's topic in General Discussion & Everyday Chit Chat
I like smoked salmon too but it is for between meal treat. Smoked salmon is dangerous to give to our small poodles because of SPD from Neorickettsia helminthoeca that's not killed by smoking. -
What's your favourite meal?
rocket replied to Cats's topic in General Discussion & Everyday Chit Chat
Baked salmon with teriyaki rice and added shrimp. -
Today a man with a stutter was convicted and sent to prison for life, but his victims are worried that he won't finish his sentence.
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A PERSON walks into a doctors office with two burnt ears. The Doctor asked, "What happened?" The PERSON replied, "The phone rang and I accidentally picked up the iron." The Doctor replied, "And what about the other ear?" The PERSON SAID, "the guy called back!"
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I agree but but at times they were not easy to find. As i see it, the only difference now is that they are now available in hd 1920x1080. To make dvd's i use hd 1080x720 and the quality of video is amazing.
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Wife to husband: I didn't realize that when I signed up for the marriage package that the ears were sold separate. Husband: hmm, were you talking, I thought I heard a bird fly by. .
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