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  1. rocket
    I think we will always have Higher Education. Needed to bring our thoughts in line with Jehovah's. 🙃 Isa. 55:9 “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So my ways are higher than your ways And my thoughts than your thoughts."
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    The Memorial was well attended. Attendance was not given but my guess was well over 300 in person and on Zoom. 99 logins on Zoom with up to 9 in a box. It was a very heartwarming talk highlighting his spiritual life being an appointed servant since age 16.
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    Jerry's Memorial is today 2PM PST (One hour from now)
  4. rocket
    I was so confused last night as my printer started playing music. Turns out the paper was just jamming.
  5. rocket
    There are over 60 wars/conflicts going on right now in the world. Many atrocities going on at the same time as well as natural disasters. As mentioned above, When they adversely affect Friends of Peace they are reported on in the news section of jw.org. Some areas take more time to gather info than others.
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    Jehovah's paint brush at work tonight..
  7. rocket
    I asked my wife, "What's for dinner?" She said, "Nothing" I said, "I had that last night" She said, "I know I made enough for 2 nights."
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    A woman returned home to find someone robbing it. She yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" He stopped in his tracts. She called the police and explained what was going on. As the officer cuffed the man he asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible Verse." "Bible Verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an Axe and two 38's"
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    Elderly Driver to Police Officer, "Yesterday you pulled me over saying I was speeding, today because I don't have this seatbelt snug enough and tomorrow... what you gonna stop me cause my tires don't have enough air?" Officer LAUGHING saying: "I can't promise I won't."
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    Young Police Officer to elderly female driver: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "No, I was going exactly the speed limit, 22 MPH." Officer: "Ma'am,that's not the speed limit, that's the route number. Driver: "My goodness, I thought I was being so careful." Officer: "Try to keep up with the speed limit, alright." Driver, "Thank you officer." Officer, "By the way, is everyone in the car OK?" Driver,
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    A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a school teacher. The Judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. Now sit down at the table and write,
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    My wife had a doctor's appointment this morning. She said to the doctor, "My husband constantly talks in his sleep, what can I do about it?" Doctor replies, " Give him a chance to speak during the daytime."
  13. rocket
    A fluffle of hares, no parts needed.
  14. rocket
    I don't really know as I am waiting for that info myself. I know he was an Elder in not a few Congregations in 3 States I know of, I don't know what their limit on zoom logins if any will be.
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    Jerry & Gertrude 2017 while living in Newport, Oregon
  16. rocket
    The teacher ask the class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by little Johnny's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she ask him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," little Johnny replied. "I see... and that must be Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus," she said. "But who's the fourth person?"
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    My wife, on one of her rare visits to London had a credit card stolen. I monitored the use of the card. and I have to say, I didn't report it to the Police because the Thief was spending less than she was.
  18. rocket
    9 out of 10 husbands agreed that their wives are always right The 10th husband hasn't been seen since the study was conducted.
  19. rocket
    What's your biggest regret? Not listening to my wife's advice. What was the advice? I ain't sure I wasn't listening.
  20. rocket
    Some years ago A brother and sister from Russia visited our Zoom Chats quite regularly. The Brother could not understand English at all but used a translating device to communicate with. The sister taught English in Russia but with a Russian accent, thus it was difficult for her to understand us unless we talked very slow. The translating devices have their place but I wouldn't swear by their accuracy. Maybe just a rough idea of what is being said. As to theocratic terms, I would say they are absolutely worthless.
  21. rocket
    Our beloved member Old/Jerry has passed away. 89 years of age. A dear friend of many on the Forum. https://jwtalk.net/profile/4460-old/
  22. rocket
    October Broadcast is available at 131
  23. rocket
    https://www.jw.org/en/news/region/global/2025-Governing-Body-Update-6/ 2025 Governing Body Update #6 2026 yeartext and a new original song. My Spiritual Need
  24. rocket
    Our weather this week is mild with a hint of Fall in the air. The day begins in the 50's F and rises to early 80's.
  25. rocket
    I don't procrastinate. I intentionally wait until the last minute because then I will be older, and therefore wiser. Bill Underwood

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