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  1. A lot of wives complain that their husbands do not listen. I have never heard my wife say this. She may have.
  2. Three rings of marriage: Engagement ring Wedding ring and...
  3. Last night a local man was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a french horn. Police say it was an
  4. I really hate when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
  5. If a Knight in Prague Dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?
  6. Old joke Can a bad Altarnator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?
  7. Yes, that's true. '69 report in the '70 Yearbook was at 1.3 million peek publishers.
  8. Your beloved sister Linda from Sardinia, Italy has passed away. https://jwtalk.net/profile/1052-lindal/
  9. Looking at the numbers 1957 over 1 million Memorial attendance--1969 over 1 million publishers 1988 over 9 million Memorial attendance--2025 over 9 million publishers 2025 over 20 million Memorial attendance-- ? over 20 million publishers
  10. Fat chance Brother. 😂 There are no refineries in Oregon and it all has to be trucked from ports. They use every excuse in the book to keep the price high but it is lower than Washington State or California.
  11. Studies show that you should never upset women. They remember stuff that hasn't even happened yet.
  12. I think we will always have Higher Education. Needed to bring our thoughts in line with Jehovah's. 🙃 Isa. 55:9 “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, So my ways are higher than your ways And my thoughts than your thoughts."
  13. The Memorial was well attended. Attendance was not given but my guess was well over 300 in person and on Zoom. 99 logins on Zoom with up to 9 in a box. It was a very heartwarming talk highlighting his spiritual life being an appointed servant since age 16.
  14. Jerry's Memorial is today 2PM PST (One hour from now)
  15. I was so confused last night as my printer started playing music. Turns out the paper was just jamming.
  16. There are over 60 wars/conflicts going on right now in the world. Many atrocities going on at the same time as well as natural disasters. As mentioned above, When they adversely affect Friends of Peace they are reported on in the news section of jw.org. Some areas take more time to gather info than others.
  17. I asked my wife, "What's for dinner?" She said, "Nothing" I said, "I had that last night" She said, "I know I made enough for 2 nights."
  18. A woman returned home to find someone robbing it. She yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" He stopped in his tracts. She called the police and explained what was going on. As the officer cuffed the man he asked, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a Bible Verse." "Bible Verse?" said the burglar, "She said she had an Axe and two 38's"
  19. Elderly Driver to Police Officer, "Yesterday you pulled me over saying I was speeding, today because I don't have this seatbelt snug enough and tomorrow... what you gonna stop me cause my tires don't have enough air?" Officer LAUGHING saying: "I can't promise I won't."
  20. Young Police Officer to elderly female driver: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Driver: "No, I was going exactly the speed limit, 22 MPH." Officer: "Ma'am,that's not the speed limit, that's the route number. Driver: "My goodness, I thought I was being so careful." Officer: "Try to keep up with the speed limit, alright." Driver, "Thank you officer." Officer, "By the way, is everyone in the car OK?" Driver,
  21. A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a school teacher. The Judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. Now sit down at the table and write,
  22. My wife had a doctor's appointment this morning. She said to the doctor, "My husband constantly talks in his sleep, what can I do about it?" Doctor replies, " Give him a chance to speak during the daytime."

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