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What is the difference between a joke and a rhetorical statement?

 

 

 

 

 

A Software Engineer's wife sends him to the shop with the instructions - "Buy a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, buy a dozen".

The Software Engineer returns with a dozen loaves of bread....

 

 

Why do Engineers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

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Mindset and perspective

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."

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Irony of life:

the lawyer hopes you get into trouble,

the doctor hopes you get sick,

the police hopes you become a criminal,

the teacher hopes you are born stupid,

the landlord hopes you don't buy a house,

the dentist hope your tooth decays,

the mechanic hope your car breakdown,

the coffin maker wants you dead.........

only a Thief wishes you "prosperity in life" and also wishes "you have a sound sleep"

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Told to me showing we have our own "language."

A thief was in a cemetery one night, hoping to catch an unwary soul.

Two sisters, going home from a meeting that same night took the short cut through the cemetery. They were sharing with each other how they came into the truth. The thief, seeing them, waited until the sisters were close enough for him to pounce on them. This was their conversation:

Sister: you know sis, when I was in the world...

The thief ran.

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