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No human skeletons.

(If I die and then get a resurrection I'm going to dig up my own skeleton and use it as a tie rack.)

The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole obligation of man. Ec 12:13

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No human skeletons.

(If I die and then get a resurrection I'm going to dig up my own skeleton and use it as a tie rack.)

That's funny!

 

Personally I hope we don't ever wear a tie again but I love the idea.

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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Personally I hope we don't ever wear a tie again but I love the idea.

Right on. And no more suits that make me hot when Kingdom Hall a/c temperature keeps on being adjusted.

"there was Jehovah’s word for him, and it went on to say to him: “What is your business here, E·lijah?" To this (Elijah) he said: “I have been absolutely jealous for Jehovah the God of armies"- 1 Kings 19:9, 10 Reference Bible

Ecclesiastes 7:21 "..., do not give your heart to all the words that people may speak," - Reference Bible

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Clothes?

 

I'm not sure I like that idea, I need somewhere to put my keys and cellphone.  :)


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CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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