Dead crows along interstate 40

[Hammerhead]

Turns out there were some 300 crows that died along a two mile stretch of interstate 40 in the mountains of Tennessee. Alarmed by the sudden death of all these crows the state sent in an ornithologist to figure out why all these crows had died. After three weeks of studying the stretch of road the ornithologist's report stated that 98% of the birds were killed by trucks and the remaining 2% were killedby cars. The report continued stating that when another animal died by vehicular collision crows often feed on the roadkill. There is always another crow stationed up high to watch for danger. Turns out the crows watching for danger could not say "truck" but they could say "caw"

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[Omoyeme]

The ornithologist expects people to really believe that? 

[tekmantwo]

Turns out they were Northern crows...didnt unnerstan the drawl, y'all--

[Qapla]

Are you sure this should be a "stand alone" thread - or perhaps it should be merged with This Thread

 

[Musky]

Don't worry about it. This forum is kind of a free for all. Members can decide how they wish to express themselves as long as it remains up building and civil.

[Ahuvah]

Wonder if that logic stands for the dead fish and whale strandings we have had here in recent times. I can imagine there being such a thing as a flying fish hitting trucks and car, but a whale? ooooh hold on - Sharknado? Maybe they were onto something!

[Sheep]

18 hours ago, Musky said:

Don't worry about it. This forum is kind of a free for all. Members can decide how they wish to express themselves as long as it remains up building and civil.

 

Uummm. You're saying dead crows are upbuilding?

 

(Or, are dead crows "civil"?)

 

[Tortuga]

6 minutes ago, Sheep said:

 

Uummm. You're saying dead crows are upbuilding?

 

(Or, are dead crows "civil"?)

 

Dead crows are very quiet, that's a good thing...

[Tortuga]

18 hours ago, Stormswift said:

Wonder if that logic stands for the dead fish and whale strandings we have had here in recent times. I can imagine there being such a thing as a flying fish hitting trucks and car, but a whale? ooooh hold on - Sharknado? Maybe they were onto something!

The crow could warn the flying fish there is an oncoming 'caw' but why would he want to? it sounds like the crow version of a seafood buffet to me...

Besides, the fish probably wouldn't hear the warning, they have water in their ears and crows don't speak whale...

[tekmantwo]

"crows don't speak whale"

But I do know someone that does a fair California sea lion---

 

(tell it if you want )

Edited March 22, 2016 by tekmantwo
Somehow quote didnt stick..

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, tekmantwo said:

But I do know someone that does a fair California sea lion---

 

(tell it if you want )

Well, it really wasn't fair, your wife hadn't heard one before....

[tekmantwo]

21 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Well, it really wasn't fair, your wife hadn't heard one before....

She is doing her best to imitate one tho-

A couple of minutes ago a Sister called wanting to finish a territory,  Denise geared up and left, right in the middle of a pretty good storm...

They both get 'attagurls'... I  may even make dinner tonight. ..