Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

I need to go to the bathroom right now!

(I'm not sure what the London Eye is,sorry.)

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Things you shouldn't say to the police officer who's wondering what your doing

going from door to door without a permit.

[rocket]

I need to go to the bathroom right now! (I'm not sure what the London Eye is' date='sorry.) new: Things you shouldn't say to the police officer who's wondering what your doing going from door to door without a permit.[/quote'] London Eye or London Wheel

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Arrest me, I dare Ya! new: Things you should not say at a Zoo's monkey exibit.

[Joey]

That monkey has green eyes!

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Things you shouldn't say after you rear ended someone.

[rocket]

You saw that I was tailgating, you have no right to slam on your brakes.

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Things you should not say while attending a Zone Visit program.

[Joey]

I got my tickets from a scalper on my Kingdom Hall parking lot.

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Things you shouldn't say to the kid at the Quicky Lube.

[boodles]

Take your time, boy!

Things you shouldn't say to .... a person cutting in front of you in line.

[rocket]

Ya just gotta love RUDE people.

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Things you should not say to a Southern Lady (USA).

[Joey]

Paula Dean can't cook.

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Things you shouldn't say to the babysitter before you leave.

[rocket]

I've got five hidden cameras taping the whole evening.

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Things you should not say at a Dinner evening with the CO.

[Joey]

Didn't the society say the end was coming in 1975?

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Things you shouldn't say to a pregnant lady.

[trottigy]

Didn't the society say the end was coming in 1975?

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Things you shouldn't say to a pregnant lady.

Best one all day

To the pregnant lady - Husband, "Its a good thing this doesn't hurt"

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Not to say to to someone who is mentally diseased.

[Joey]

"Your contageous!"

(hurts their feelings I guess)

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Things not to say to the couple who has talked in the seat behind

you during the entire public talk.

[rocket]

Your conversation was almost as good as the talk, where did you say we were all going for lunch.

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Things you should not say to those who say "the society says" when they may mean "the Branch" or "the Governing Body" says.

[trottigy]

What's wrong with you - can't you keep up with the chariot??!!

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To those who say "the Slave says" when they mean "the Society wrote" (like the WT-Library license agreement)

[rocket]

you dimwit, "the Slave" is not a publishing corporation.

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Things you should not say face to face with a snorting Bull.

[Joey]

Your momma was a COW.

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Things you shouldn't say to the telephone receptionist at Bethel.

[rocket]

You know, my Elders say I can't work this gated community but I'd like to hear it from the GB. new: Things you should not say on Ute Mountain.

sleeping indian chief

[Greenfield]

(atheist: ) I dare God if he exists to strike me dead with lightning!

(No kidding: An atheist once said to me, If I stood in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm, would I get struck by lightning? I replied, Yes, being the highest thing nearby in a storm is a stupid thing to do. I don't think he made the point he wanted...)

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Things you shouldn't say to a person using a computer for the first time.

[ReadYourBible]

I'm using a 3 gig duo core, with a terrabyte of memory.... HAHAHAHA

Things you shouldn't say your teenage daughter...

[rocket]

Date? Of course I'll let you date, when you turn 30 maybe.

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Things you should not say to your teenage son.

[Joey]

Yeah,you can pick out a CD on your own this time.

(Don't say it,cause everytime you have to return it,every single time)

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... to the lady next door who owns 25 cats,and 1/2 of them sleep on your porch at night.

[trottigy]

Is it true that antifreeze kills cats? They really seem to like it ;)

New: What not to say to your neighbor who always parks his car in front of your house.

[Greenfield]

Mine now.

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Things you shouldn't say to your adult son.

[trottigy]

No, I don't mind changing your diapers. I never wanted you to grow up anyway.

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Not to say to DO at your circuit assembly

[Joey]

Why am I in a pants suit?The CO said us sisters can wear them to meetings and service.

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...to your doctor when he begins to attend meetings at you Hall.