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Kinda loved the last one. When are you bringing it back?

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Things you shouldnt say to a brother about to give his first Bible talk.

It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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EccentricM
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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

EccentricM
EccentricM

"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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Catalyst Mentor

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Kinda loved the last one. When are you bringing it back? New: Things you shouldnt say to a brother about to give his first Bible talk.

Another chance for a 5 minute nap!

NEW:Things you shouldn't say to an Elders wife who always wants to know what her husband is talking about with other Elders.

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Abbyz Experienced

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This is just a trial version right? When are you buying a full one?

 

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Things you shouldn't say to a person who has just registered on jwtalk.net for the first time.

It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Hows life in the slow lane?

New. Shouldn't say.. To kids missbehaving the whole day?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Get a life, there is a cure for your mental disease.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to those who prefer the former Software Forum. 

Me too!

 

NEW: Things you shouldn't say to a brother whose Tablet is reflecting the light into others eyes

during the meeting.

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rocket Grand Master

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Jehovah had Moses break two tablets over the heads of those who offended him, I'm only going to break one.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to your CO after your Pioneer Meeting.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Is that mask to cover up your baldness?

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to your wife after she burnt the dinner and you ate it anyway.

 

Ooops! I forgot, we are supposed to give burnt offerings to Jehovah.

 

New: Things not to say to a Sister who cannot give less than a five minute comment during Bible highlights.

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Is that mask to cover up your baldness?

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to your wife after she burnt the dinner and you ate it anyway.

 

Ooops! I forgot, we are supposed to give burnt offerings to Jehovah.

 

New: Things not to say to a Sister who cannot give less than a five minute comment during Bible highlights.

 

Sorry I missed your comment tonight, I just popped out to circumnavigate the world, came back and you were just finishing!

 

NEW: Things not to say to the brother taking all your answers in the Watchtower!

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trottigy Grand Master

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Let the stealer steal NO MORE :whip:

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Shouldn't say to wife when she says - WE need to go on a diet so you can loose 10 pounds..

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Let the stealer steal NO MORE :whip:

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Shouldn't say to wife when she says - WE need to go on a diet so you can loose 10 pounds..

You first babe. Your fatter. Lols.

New things you shouldn't say... When someone shares some experiences with you?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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I'm thinking some townhouses, a mall and a bowling alley would look good right where that horrible sandstone arch thing is......

What you shouldn't say when the CO's wife has pencilled her eyebrows in 5cm too high....

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Are you Cat woman?

 

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Things you shoudn't to  an elder who gives you a demonstration at gun point right during meeting for field service.

It is not important where we serve nor in what capacity but, rather, whom we serve. MARKUS HARTLIEF

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CHecker Grand Master

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Uhhhh

 

Something you shouldn't say to the couple who enjoys 'setting up' single brothers even though the brother doesn't want to be married!


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Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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They don't want to get married in case their wife turns out as ugly as yours.

Things you shouldn't say to your neighbour mowing the lawn in his undies (yes it does happen)


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CHecker Grand Master

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Hey handsome!! :infatuated:

 

Something you shouldn't say to : someone who picks his nose during meeting and eats it. (oh yes he does, gag!)

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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trottigy Grand Master

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I hope you enjoy those boogers  :eek:

 

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NOT to say to a person when they tell you they are pregnant.


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Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

Soon .....

 

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