Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Brother_Bliss]

I stumbled upon this one recently in another forum. It can be really funny!

Things you should not say...

.. when you are doing something or are at a certain time or place. It can be awkward statements or inappropriate comments or other things that were not supposed to be said in any given situation. The game play is like this: The most recent post provides you with a certain situation and the next poster gives an answer, in the form of something you should not say in that situation, and then presents another situation for the next participant.

Here's an example:

Situation: Things you shouldn't say when you are on an aeroplane...

Response: "Is it normal when only one wing is in flames?"

or "Can you believe you can get explosives on board in your shoes? Look..."

The rules are as follows....

1. Only give one answer.

2. Don't reply to your own post.

3. Always leave a situation for the next poster, starting with the words "Things you shouldn't say..."

4. Let's keep this clean.

So to start, here is the first situation....

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral.

[Aelon]

:laugh:You're the next.

[Musky]

I should have said something earlier... but I really, really need his kidney.

(Now the new situation)

Things you shouldn't say at a hospital visit:

[rocket]

Are you OK? You look like death warmed over. Is this tube supose to be connected to something?

new:

Things you shouldn't say on a Cruise line?

[Aelon]

:bouncing:Is that a bomb in your shoes?

[Musky]

Aelon: you're not quite doing this right. You need to start a new topic after answering the previous one.

Is that an iceberg?

Things not to say while rock climbing...

[rocket]

I was going to buy new rope this year Charlie but Great Grand Dad really loved this rope.

new:

What not to say while Surfing. (Water not net)

[Áine]

Is that a fin sticking up out of the water !

New:

What not to say while waiting for a train....

[Brother_Bliss]

What's taking so long? I swear to you this thing derails so often you would think they would do something about it finally!

Things you should not say to a police officer...

[GrumpysWife]

What's your problem?

New

Things you should not say: At the airport

[rocket]

Bomb!

new:

Things you should not say to a Catholic Priest..

[GrumpysWife]

Have you bought insurance yet?

Things you should not say to your mother

[rocket]

NO!

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Things you should not say at the Mall.

[Rachel]

Plague! That guy has the plague!:ohmy:

Things you should not say on an escalator.

[GrumpysWife]

Loudly "Did you see that hair-do?

Things you should not say: When ordering chicken at KFC

[Rachel]

We posted at the same time Vernalee.

OK....

I'd like the extra crispy without those cockroaches I heard about on the news.

Still want to hear:

Things you shouldn't say on an escalator.

[GrumpysWife]

I have gas............

Things you shouldn't say when your trying to borrow money.

[Simon17]

Things you shouldn't say when your trying to borrow money.

I've been trying to quit my heroin habit

Next: Things you shouldn't say to a householder

[GrumpysWife]

You must be dumb if you can't see that.

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor

[Catalyst]

You must be dumb if you can't see that.

Things you shouldn't say to your doctor

How are you today?

Things you shouldn't say to the Circuit Oveerseer...

[Samberr74]

Heres the list of the Goats in the territory

Things you shouldn't say to a child

[Dages]

Santa Claus exists

Things you shouldn't say to a Bible student

[ReadYourBible]

Santa Claus exists

Things you shouldn't say to a Bible student

How'd that driveby go last night?

Things you shouldn't say in a darkened theatre...

[boodles]

Oh, I've seen this already! I was SO sad when she died!

Things you shouldn't say: to your husband...

[LuanaGlobal]

I Need that fixed, Right now.

New:

Things you should not say to your dog.