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The Madness—Quarantine Coronavirus Day 12

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Hello Friends, I wanted to share some Humor with you about my wife and I and my parents. My wife and I have been married for 27 years we love each other dearly and both of us are faithfully serving Jehovah.

—I wouldn't consider us the couple who are "Joined at the Hips" so to speak. Well the other day I showed my wife this video and she told me "it's a good thing we can go outside for walks and exercise during this lockdown of the Coronavirus because that's where you would find me hiding out in the closet because of to much "togetherness" with you" (Jokingly) and all this time I thought she loved having me home, because before we stop our ministry I was always out in field service full time.

—I then forwarded the video to my parents who have been married 52 years and my mom thought the video was hysterical. She told me that after they watched the video together she turned and looked at my Dad and told him "any day now you may find me hiding out in the closet" she said my Dad told her "I don't get it!"

She told me that "all she could do was look at your father and turn over in bed and go to sleep"

Too Funny! :lol1:




The Madness—Quarantine Day 12

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My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary.  

Day 1 – I Can Do This!!  Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine.  I fear wine supplies might not last

Day 3 – Strawberries:  Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds.  Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm.  Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer.  It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out.  I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.  You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room.  Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today.  Seems nice.  He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard.  I swear my fridge just said, “What do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides.  I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm.  The Cardinals led  the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

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Hahaha...Bro. Richard I laughed so hard after reading your post you had me in tears. Through all this Madness I have to find a way to keep my sense of humor and laugh to keep from actually crying being weighed down with a heavy heart with everything I hear and see the friends going through.

—My youngest daughter 25 yrs old is a Nurse, married, 2 year old grandson, inactive right now, home from work Quarantine sick with systoms.

—She live hundreds of miles away from my wife and I, can't see her, can't fly there, can't drive there, can't hold and comfort her, my wife is an emotional wreck at times, I have to stay strong and keep my emotions under control.

—Relying on Jehovah, prayer, hold my wife during these critical times and reassure her through Jehovah's word at Isaiah 41:10 that Jehovah wants us to do 3 things only.

(1) Stand Still
(2) Remain Calm
(3) Rely on Jehovah

—So I have to find time to laugh and keep my sense of humor to keep from crying

Bro. Richard.

—Your post was Too Funny! :lol1:

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