A good joke

[rocket]

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

 

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, and auto parts store?"

 

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

 

"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

 

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

 

She replied,

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"I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

 

[Pabo]

7 hours ago, rocket said:

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

 

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, and auto parts store?"

 

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

 

"Oh, OK!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

 

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

 

She replied,

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"I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

 

 

[Qapla]

[Pabo]

5 hours ago, Qapla said:

 

 

 

[Tortuga]

A young man was planning his airplane flight to Kansas and asked his father what type of luggage he should take.

His father replied "Carry on, wayward son"

 

 

[computerwiz]

My bank keeps calling me to compliment me...

 

They say I have an outstanding balance!

 

[computerwiz]