A good joke

[Sister Twister]

3 hours ago, Sheep said:

Well... that's easy for him to say...

Imagine it was your postal address and you had to spell it every time 

[bohemian]

Just been admitted to hospital , food poisoning , thought it was an onion but turned out to be a daffodil bulb .

I should be out by spring .

 

 

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Sister Twister said:

Imagine it was your postal address and you had to spell it every time 

Let’s hope a Covid variant doesn’t start there.

Edited February 16, 2021 by bohemian

[suitej]

What about this one.
 
 

Literally translated, the long form of the name means: [The] church of [st.] Mary (Llanfair) [of the] pool (pwll)[22] of the white hazels (gwyn gyll) near [lit. "over against"] (go ger) the fierce whirlpool (y chwyrn drobwll) [and] the church of [st.] Tysilio (Llantysilio) of the red cave (-ogo[f] goch). .

Shortened to Llanfairpwll or Llanfair PG.

Ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

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[suitej]

Just been admitted to hospital , food poisoning , thought it was an onion but turned out to be a daffodil bulb .
I should be out by spring ..

I would like to kindly remind@bohemian to remain on topic

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[Sister Twister]

23 minutes ago, suitej said:

Literally translated, the long form of the name means: [The] church of [st.] Mary (Llanfair) [of the] pool (pwll)[22] of the white hazels (gwyn gyll) near [lit. "over against"] (go ger) the fierce whirlpool (y chwyrn drobwll) [and] the church of [st.] Tysilio (Llantysilio) of the red cave (-ogo[f] goch). .

Shortened to Llanfairpwll or Llanfair PG.

Ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll

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it does not shock me that you know this .

[suitej]

it does not shock me that you know this .

I know the name is actually a sentence because I visited in 2018 and read a touristy information thingy all about it. But I didn't retain the actual meaning; I had to look up!

I even visited the church mentioned. It has a wrought iron gate having the Alpha and Omega letters.

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[Sister Twister]

2 minutes ago, suitej said:

I know the name is actually a sentence because I visited in 2018 and read a touristy information thingy all about it. But I didn't retain the actual meaning; I had to look up!

I even visited the church mentioned. It has a wrought iron gate having the Alpha and Omega letters.

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You have made me want to go to this unpronounceable place now .

[suitej]

I know the name is actually a sentence because I visited in 2018 and read a touristy information thingy all about it. But I didn't retain the actual meaning; I had to look up!

I even visited the church mentioned. It has a wrought iron gate having the Alpha and Omega letters.

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Look who's off topic now!!!

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[bohemian]

Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have got loads of back issues.

[Sister Twister]

1 hour ago, bohemian said:

Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have got loads of back issues.

nutter - or is this Snowey

[Tortuga]

6 hours ago, suitej said:

Look who's off topic now!!!

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I was trying to figure out why your comments were in the Joke thread. The joke is on me..🤣

[suitej]

I was trying to figure out why your comments were in the Joke thread. The joke is on me..

Maybe, maybe not.

Following Lewis' post on the long and difficult to pronounce place name, @Sister Twister and I went a bit off piste.

I'd also reminded@bohemian to stay on-topic, a tongue in cheek way of saying to only post good jokes in this topic!

So having gone off topic myself, I pointed out the fact before anyone else did!



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[bohemian]

[Sister Twister]

5 minutes ago, bohemian said:

Funny !! and Im loving seeing Snowy gets the recognition he deserves.

[Sister Twister]

[suitej]

I'm all too familiar with this

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[Lewis]

On 2/16/2021 at 11:58 PM, suitej said:

I know the name is actually a sentence because I visited in 2018 and read a touristy information thingy all about it. But I didn't retain the actual meaning; I had to look up!

I even visited the church mentioned. It has a wrought iron gate having the Alpha and Omega letters.

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Oh thats interesting. When I was posting that video I had learned that the name was actually a sentence as well, and found other names similar in length also are sentences themselves too, I wonder what the reason behind that.

[suitej]

Oh thats interesting. When I was posting that video I had learned that the name was actually a sentence as well, and found other names similar in length also are sentences themselves too, I wonder what the reason behind that.

According to Wikipedia: "Longer versions of the name are thought to have first been used in the 19th century in an attempt to develop the village as a commercial and tourist centre."

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[rocket]

Boudreaux decided one day that he wanted to try ice fishing. He went to the library and read some books on it and decided that he was ready. He went to the nearest frozen lake he could find, set up all his equipment, and proceeded to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly, he hears a loud voice from above; "There are no fish under the ice!" So he picks up all of his stuff, moves some distance away, and proceeds to cut another hole in the ice.

Again, the voice from above says, "There are no fish under the ice!" So Boudreaux moves all the way to the other end, and starts to cut another hole. Again, the voice, "There are no fish under the ice!"

Boudreaux looks up and asks, "Is dat you, God?"

The voice says, "No Boudreaux, this is the ice rink manager!"

[Qapla]

Joe decided to try ice fishing. He went to the lake and cut a hole, baited his hook and lowered it in the hole. He waited some time and nothing happened.  He raised the hook and put on fresh bait and tried again - still no bites.

 

A short distance to his left there was a grizzly looking guy pulling fish out oh his hole every few minutes.

 

Joe finally turned to the man and asked him, "What is your secret? Why can you catch so many fish and I can't even get a bite?"

 

The man looked at him and mutterd, "Y mpht kojjvmom sj nsmm"

 

"What?" Joe asked.

 

The man said louder,  "Y mpht kojjvmom sj nsmm"

 

"I can't understand what you are saying," Joe responded

 

The man cocked his head back then, leaning a bit forward gave a mighty spit at the ground and barked, "I said, you have to keep your bait warm" as he sprayed earthworms across the ice.

 

 

[rocket]

Joe just can win for loosing ! 😂

[bohemian]

A man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun!  Doctors now say he's fully recovered.

[bohemian]

I'm upset!

Someone has removed the month after next from all my calendars.

I’m really dismayed.

[bohemian]

[Tortuga]

3 hours ago, bohemian said:

 

I liked the bats in the latest children video🤣

 

Edited March 5, 2021 by Tortuga