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Judas Asparagus A child was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand LOL what we are teaching??? Through the eyes of a child: The Children's Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, 'The Lord thy God is one, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, 'Give me a light!' and someone did. Then God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked, but they weren't embarrassed because mirrors hadn't been invented yet. Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were driven from the Garden of Eden.....Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn't have cars. Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something. One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check. After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat. Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh's people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include: don't lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor's stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.. Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot.. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn't sound very wise to me. After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets. One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed up on the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don't have to worry about them. After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of The New. He was born in Bethlehem in a barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn too, because my mom is always saying to me, 'Close the door! Were you born in a barn?' It would be nice to say, 'As a matter of fact, I was.') During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like ;the Pharisees and the Democrats. Jesus also had twelve opossums. The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him. Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Democrats and Republicans put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn't stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead Anyways, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum His return is foretold in the book of Revolution..

I use Foxtel cable subscription and recording is a breeze (very friendly interface) I have Netflix as well but High Definition is better on Foxtel.(at least for me) Good that did not invest in Tivo.

It is an example of why people learning English have so much trouble. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. ..... This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP.' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v]. It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election.Why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers an d clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car. At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses... To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special! And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about the word UP ! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look UP the word UPin the dictionary.. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UPis used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, the earth soaks it UP .. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll wrap this UP for now because my time is UP ....

For sure.. I hope I get flowers They should be coming up in October-ish ?

Is the end of the world today or 23 September ? ... I don't want to miss it LOL ...LOL (Seriously one brother in my cong is so wrapped up about those dates )

Are they 3D

By nature I am quite confident person I sing loud not withholding the volume etc in the KH ..I practice too But I don't see improvement for years

Then I need million years take 2-3 days either way LOL .. I must be the product of many illnesses then

Do you have a perfect voice? Do you like signing? I was reading November Watchtower Study and one expression got me thinking Namely: So why should we let our imperfect singing voices stop us from praising Jehovah in song? I started visualizing Paradise and perfect mankind singing joyfully with perfect voices. I've always loved music and singing and many times I was puzzled if I ever be able to sing perfectly in Paradise? I really think that "bad voice" is side effect of imperfection Your thoughts please...

I have planted 20 roses few weeks ago and now first leaves are showing up (hope to have flowers this year ) Also my nectarine tree starts flowering! Planted recently.

I have planted 20 roses few weeks ago and now first leaves are showing up (hope to have flowers this year ) Also my nectarine tree starts flowering! Planted recently.