Have you ever wondered...(funny stuff only)

[Tortuga]

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up the mountain

"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

 

I think Jehovah also had a Plymouth Fury.

 

Wasn't David's motorcycle, his Triumph, heard through out the land?

 

The scripture about being cramped with no way out has been applied to Volkswagens..

[Witness1970]

I think Jehovah also had a Plymouth Fury.

Wasn't David's motorcycle, his Triumph, heard through out the land?

The scripture about being cramped with no way out has been applied to Volkswagens..

I avoided the joke about God driving a plymouth. The joke was told to me that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. I have not found a version that says that exactly. I also heard one that said Jesus drove the money - changers out in a Fury but I have not even checked that one.

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Edited September 5, 2015 by Witness1970

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered...

When Eve was created and brought to meet Adam, were her first words, "It will take me forever to get this place cleaned up." Or did she say, "Stand up straight, dear."

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Edited September 5, 2015 by Witness1970

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered...

When Eve was created and brought to meet Adam, were her first words, "It will take me forever to get this place cleaned up." Or did she say, "Stand up straight, dear."

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Maybe she just thought to herself,, "He may not be perfect,, but I can change him."

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[Qapla]

As it turned out it was more, "He may be perfect, but I can and did change that"

[Tortuga]

I avoided the joke about God driving a plymouth. The joke was told to me that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. I have not found a version that says that exactly. I also heard one that said Jesus drove the money - changers out in a Fury but I have not even checked that one.

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Fury is used 45 times in the NWT-2013. There is a good joke in there somewhere..

[Tortuga]

I avoided the joke about God driving a plymouth. The joke was told to me that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury. I have not found a version that says that exactly. I also heard one that said Jesus drove the money - changers out in a Fury but I have not even checked that one.

 

I always liked the KJV Genesis 24:64 where it says it is all right to smoke. It says that when Rebecca saw Issac, she lighted off her Camel..

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered....

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home

- See more at: http://margaretfeinberg.com/23-of-the-best-bible-jokes-riddles/#.dpuf

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Edited September 5, 2015 by Witness1970

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered, "Who was the smartest man in the Bible?" I think it was Abraham because he knew a Lot

- See more at: http://margaretfeinberg.com/23-of-the-best-bible-jokes-riddles/#.dpuf

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[Tortuga]

I always thought Moses was the meekest man in the Bible until I realized that Abel was the first one to sheepishly offer a sacrifice to Jehovah.

[Witness1970]

Q. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. (profit)

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[Witness1970]

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?

A. As long as he was Abel

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[Witness1970]

Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?

A: When God gave Moses two tablets

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[2EVES]

Q. What were Lots last words to his wife?

 

A. Is someone following us?

 

 

That's just wrong....  

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered where Lots daughters got the wine they used to get him drunk?

 

I think I need to put a couple of bottles in my To-Go bag...

[kejedo]

Have you ever wondered where Lots daughters got the wine they used to get him drunk?

 

I think I need to put a couple of bottles in my To-Go bag...

but not necessarily for the same reason,right?

[Tortuga]

but not necessarily for the same reason,right?

Uh...no....

 

I just hadn't thought of including wine in an emergency to-go bag until I read this account and wondered where the wine came from. The rest of the account in not applicable..

Edited September 6, 2015 by Tortuga

[Witness1970]

Uh...no....

I just hadn't thought of including wine in an emergency to-go bag until I read this account and wondered where the wine came from. The rest of the account in not applicable..

You just want to get yourself drunk? JK

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[Tortuga]

You just want to get yourself drunk? JK

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Wow, no...

I was innocently commenting about including wine in my to-go bag like Lot did. I'm sure he wasn't planning for his wine to be used the way it was...

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered if the opposite of reckless driving is driving with a wreck?

[kejedo]

A reck driver is driving with care. Of course I've wondered about that, as well as words like ruthless,words that were the antonym of now obsolete other words. Or maybe it should be reckly or reckful, since reck is a verb. Words of this nature where both the original and its antonym are fading into obscurity: gorm- gormless; feck - feckless. From Venus and Adonnis "I reck not though I end my life today" (wm shakespeare). I know, not funny, maybe should be in the Venus thread. 

[Witness1970]

Wow, no...

I was innocently commenting about including wine in my to-go bag like Lot did. I'm sure he wasn't planning for his wine to be used the way it was...

I actually knew that. It was a joke but maybe I should have said you just want to get tipsy.

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Edited December 12, 2015 by Witness1970

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered if Elijah was tempted to just eat the raven?

Never bite the hand that feeds you. And never eat the birdbath at feeds you either!

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[Witness1970]

No, because everybody knows the world is flat!

Flat, but not square!

It's an oblate spheroid.

Listen to Kejedo.

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[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered if Paul wondered if his talk contributed to that?

Maybe Paul needed to work on the point of showing enthusiasm that night.

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