Resurrection Centers

[Tortuga]

Wouldn't it be amazing for someone that has died to wake up in a beautiful room and hear a soft pleasant voice say this..

 

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Please state your name

(The message slowly repeats in every language until you speak)

 

Thank you. The Resurrection Identification Program (RIP) has identified your native language and this information is now in your native language or dialect.

 

Welcome to the Eutychus Resurrection Center!

You are in the city of Keziah in the District of Job, this area was once known as San Francisco, California.

 

Please state your date of birth and the last date that you remember.

If you are one of Jehovah’s Witnesses please state your congregation.

 

Thank you. The Resurrection Identification Program (RIP) has identified you and has notified your family and elders that you have been resurrected; they will be here to greet you when you finish your orientation. They may possibly be delayed depending on their current work assignment; you are welcome to play with the animals in the garden until they arrive.

 

You will be happy to know that your grandchildren were recently resurrected at the Lazarus Resurrection Center.

 

Please watch the orientation video on the wall in front of you. There is food and water on the table for you to enjoy. Next to the food there is now a Bible with your name and resurrection date on the cover, the Bible is in two languages, your native language and the New Language, please follow along in the Bible as you watch the orientation video.

 

The orientation video will start with at the date of your death and will summarize the world events from that date to today showing how Jehovah marvelously saved his people.

 

The orientation video will also summarize the new instructions that Jehovah has provided through the new scrolls and how you will be taught the New Language that you see in your Bible.

 

The orientation video will also show you the training program required for you to serve Jehovah and join us in paradise.

 

If at any time during the video you decide you would rather die, again, than to serve Jehovah, please say so in a clear voice and the Resurrection Identification Program (RIP) will notify the brother in charge so he can escort you to the Exit Room.

 

Welcome back!

The video will begin shortly….

[bobby]

Who going to make the center

the video

and why can the family do the welcome

[Tortuga]

Who going to make the center and the video?

You and I   

 

and why can the family do the welcome?

They may be working on an assignment   

 

We don't know how Jehovah will arrange the resurrections, I just thought this method sounded nice.

[bobby]

Ok sounds good I do have some video making

hm building stuff dont know how to u will need to teach me

[Tonybrat]

It's a very nice account, but it may be different when we get to the other side.  Hope to hear that there will be one language all will speak!  But still I always enjoy talk about the new world.  Agape. 

[Shawnster]

This would require us to be high tech, no?

[Joey]

I kind of hope the first thing they say is "Please put on this robe."

[Luezette]

I love it! But you forgot, in addition to providing food for them, what about clothing?

[Dages]

A "welcome center", right ?

 

Yeah, I really enjoy the "All things new" novel.

http://allthingsnewnovel.blogspot.jp/

[seagull]

You do realise that only people alive in the past 20-30 years would even know what a video is. 

[SUNRAY]

What about coffee? Will there be coffee???

[bobby]

I kind of hope the first thing they say is "Please put on this robe."

i think she has that covered 

 

 

coffee? with or with out cream 

 

 

You do realise that only people alive in the past 20-30 years would even know what a video is.

 

good point 

 

 addition to providing food for them

 

but what if there not hungry when they get up 

i dont know about you i some time dont eat instill 11am i get up at 6am 

Edited June 11, 2015 by bobby

[Tortuga]

You do realise that only people alive in the past 20-30 years would even know what a video is. 

I was thinking of having a video welcome them instead of just a voice, it would quickly introduce them to the concept of a video but on the other hand it might be frightening. The calm voice might also be frightening but may not be as confusing as a video wall. The whole problem was how to quickly speak to them in their native tongue. Naturally if they are resurrected with the ability to speak a new language then a person could be there to meet and greet them. 

[Tortuga]

A "welcome center", right ?

 

Yeah, I really enjoy the "All things new" novel.

http://allthingsnewnovel.blogspot.jp/

 

I'm not familiar with that. Thanks for the link, I'll take a look.

[Tortuga]

I kind of hope the first thing they say is "Please put on this robe."

Oops. I forgot clothing!

 

Maybe it will be optional..

[Tortuga]

This would require us to be high tech, no?

 

Absolutely. No reason to digress...

[Tortuga]

What about coffee? Will there be coffee???

 

Maybe, just no bacon 

[stuagu]

And no shaving facilities. Brilliant!

[Mykyl]

Bit too Scifi for me and I love Scifi. If I was resurected I would hope my family are there to welcome me back rather than cold machinery. For those I have lost I want to be there to explain to them what has happened and why.

So many ideas and ways of thinking how it may be. All exciting regardless. Keep coming up with ideas.

[On the huh]

While we don't know how the resurrection will take place, it is always good to "Keep Your Eyes on the Prize". 

So in the new system, RIP now stands for "Resurrection Identification Program". Love it!

[girijadivya]

You do realise that only people alive in the past 20-30 years would even know what a video is.

They would have been familiar, as many in ancient times have seen "VISIONs" similar to Videos of current world

[Tortuga]

They would have been familiar, as many in ancient times have seen "VISIONs" similar to Videos of current world

 

Maybe we'll have hologram technology by then and the resurrected one could be greeted by a hologram. That could be useful in case they panic and get violent.

[Tortuga]

If I was resurrected I would hope my family are there to welcome me back rather than cold machinery. For those I have lost I want to be there to explain to them what has happened and why.

 

That would be the best way to be resurrected but I was thinking about some of the logistical challenges doing it that way.

What if the person doesn't have any family?

What if the family is scattered around the earth, which part of the family will receive them?

Considering the number of people that will be resurrected, would the family have time to learn enough to teach the rest of the family as they are resurrected?

What if the family is very busy working on cleaning the earth?

Sooooo many questions....

 

Of course all things are possible with Jehovah but seeing how the earthly part of his organization uses technology I thought this would be an interesting idea.

[Luezette]

Well, one thing is clear. They won't come back swapping stories of how it was being dead that's for sure!

(Eccl.9: 5, 10)

[Tortuga]

Well, one thing is clear. They won't come back swapping stories of how it was being dead that's for sure!

(Eccl.9: 5, 10)

 

Hmmmm...

 

Note to self: Don't decorate the Resurrection Center with pictures of Cherubs.