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The court jester had one major failing. He only told puns.

The King became fed up with his punning and sentenced the jester to death by hanging.

On the morning of the hanging the king felt regret and rescinded his order.

On hearing the news the jester said, ”No noose is good noose!”

The King hung him.  :(

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


I used to be a banker but I lost interest


I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.


Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Good thing it was a soft drink 


Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 
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