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On 2/10/2017 at 5:27 AM, rocket said:

 

We expect you to join the pioneer ranks within the year!

 

New:  What you Shouldn't say to the Bethelite that was sent to home to pioneer/special pioneer.

Well, that was a waste of time

New : What you shouldn't say to Putin

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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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rocket Grand Master

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5 hours ago, Catalyst said:

Well, that was a waste of time

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Mr. Putin don't you get tired of being a puppet of the apostate Russian Orthodox Church, be a man for a change and grow some hair on your chest.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't to a Russian Witness that is frightened of what the future will bring. 


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We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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2 hours ago, rocket said:

 

Mr. Putin don't you get tired of being a puppet of the apostate Russian Orthodox Church, be a man for a change and grow some hair on your chest.

 

Ooops! wish I had read Topic header closer before I used this example in my letters. Well at least it is direct.

 I am not sying I am Superman, I am only saying that nobody has ever seen Superman  and me in a room together.

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On 3/30/2017 at 10:03 PM, rocket said:

 

Mr. Putin don't you get tired of being a puppet of the apostate Russian Orthodox Church, be a man for a change and grow some hair on your chest.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't to a Russian Witness that is frightened of what the future will bring. 

 

Wait for the angel I texted, he doesn't reply until now... Probably preparing for the sword to sharpened perfectly :)

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Russian apostate or Russian member of Orthodox Church 

All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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On 4/1/2017 at 7:03 PM, Alexa said:

Wait for the angel I texted, he doesn't reply until now... Probably preparing for the sword to sharpened perfectly :)

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Russian apostate or Russian member of Orthodox Church 

 

What does the Bible really Teach?

 

New: Things you shouldn't say on the "London  Eye."

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Alexa Grand Master

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On 4/6/2017 at 7:35 PM, rocket said:

 

What does the Bible really Teach?

 

New: Things you shouldn't say on the "London  Eye."

This view is overrated with its price and advertisements :)

 

New: Things you shouldnt say on beggars 

All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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On 4/14/2017 at 7:31 AM, Alexa said:

New: Things you shouldnt say on beggars 

 

Got any spare change?

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to an inactive person attending the Special Talk?

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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6 hours ago, Alexa said:

New: Things you shouldnt say to bible study not attendingmeetings :)

 

If you don't start attending meetings I will unfriend you on Facebook and stop following you on Instagram.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to the BOE when you see them drinking the leftover wine after Memorial in the elders room.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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New:(  Things you Shouldn't say to the BOE when you see them drinking the leftover wine after Memorial in the elders room.)

 

How does Jesus blood taste this year?

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to Br.Herd about the monthly broadcast.

 

 

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rocket Grand Master

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On 4/17/2017 at 2:42 AM, Snowkitty said:

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to Br.Herd about the monthly broadcast.

 

 

I didn't see any humor in your talk this time, are you sick.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to the Special Talk speaker.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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Alexa Grand Master

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8 hours ago, rocket said:

 

I didn't see any humor in your talk this time, are you sick.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to the Special Talk speaker.

Don't report your time its unfair 

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to the moderator of JWTALK :)

All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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New: Things you shouldn't say to the moderator of JWTALK :),

 

Europhysics Magazine, the respected publication of the European physics community, has published a report by four experts who say “the evidence points overwhelmingly to the conclusion that all three buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition.”

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Shouldn't be a laughing smiley face there.
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rocket Grand Master

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12 hours ago, Snowkitty said:

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to President Putin.

 

 

Maybe you should go to a meeting of JWs and see for yourself.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say in a dark dense forest.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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14 hours ago, lovejoypeace said:

Today I learned Hell doesn't exist, that's good news for you!

Things you shouldn't say in the middle of a hurricane :lol: 

Did you sing?

New: Things you shouldn't say to media covering natural disasters :) 

All glory and praises goes to Jehovah :) 

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4 hours ago, Alexa said:

New: Things you shouldn't say to media covering natural disasters :) 

 

Can't you take video from the center of the tornado?

 

NEW:  Things you Shouldn't say to Putin for not protecting religious freedom in Russia.

We cannot incite if we are not in sight.___Heb.10:24,25

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10 hours ago, Catalyst said:

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who is going to give his first public talk

"We're expecting at least 200 in attendance today; are you nervous?"

 

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Things you shouldn't say to the "original serpent" where his abyss awaits shortly.

 

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