Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Joey]

7 hours ago, Pabo said:

Situation: A sister walked out of the toilets with a long train of toilet paper that had got caught between her skirt and underclothing

Hey Sister your not supposed to remove kingdom hall supplies for personal use!

 

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What you shouldn't say to the friend who took all of the Enjoy Life brochures!

 

 

[Pabo]

15 hours ago, Daphne said:

Hey Sister your not supposed to remove kingdom hall supplies for personal use!

Funny thing was, this sister and her family used to take the toilet paper from the Kingdom Hall! The BoE at the time had to store the spare toilet paper in the boot of the car for each and every meeting. Also too, their son used to wash and detail his cars (he used to buy second hand cars from the city, clean them up and then resell them in the country) at the Kingdom Hall, and it stopped when we got a very high water and electricity bill, as I then started monitored the water and electricity meter each and every meeting.

 

15 hours ago, Daphne said:

What you shouldn't say to the friend who took all of the Enjoy Life brochures!

You thief! You stole my prospective Bible Students!

 

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What shouldn't you say when there isn't enough cash in the congregation funds to pay a bill?

Edited October 13, 2022 by Pabo

[Pabo]

On 10/13/2022 at 2:00 PM, Pabo said:

What shouldn't you say when there isn't enough cash in the congregation funds to pay a bill?

 

Pass the plate brother.

 

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What shouldn't you say to the taxman?

[Sofia]

On 11/3/2011 at 8:50 PM, trottigy said:

Is it true that antifreeze kills cats? They really seem to like it 😉

New: What not to say to your neighbor who always parks his car in front of your house.

Yep, Methaldeide is extremly poisonous. pet dies with respiratory failure. No antidote  

[Sete]

On 11/29/2022 at 4:07 AM, Pabo said:

 

Pass the plate brother.

 

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What shouldn't you say to the taxman?

May God pay you!

What should you not say in your wedding vows?

[Mike047]

I might

 

What should you not say in a sinking ship?

[Sete]

8 hours ago, Mike047 said:

I might

 

What should you not say in a sinking ship?

Let's be happy! Tomorrow we'll all appear in newspapers around the world.

 

What should you not say to Uriah when he is resurrected?

 

[dljbsp]

On 5/6/2024 at 1:39 PM, Sete said:

What should you not say to Uriah when he is resurrected?

 

I hear battlefield promotions are all the rage!

 

What should you not say to the man feeding Mexican jumping beans to the pigeons in the park? 

Edited June 7 by dljbsp

[Cool.As.Ice]

Eventually that pigeon poop will become maggot bombs.

 

What should you not say to the boy who cries wolf?