Puns

[MullumMiss]

In line with this weeks Bible reading….1 Chron 12:2 - I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous……..

[Sheep]

7 hours ago, Tortuga said:

I think we need stricter pun control laws...

 

I agree. We just can't have people running around loose with those dangerous weapons.

[Pabo]

On 2/7/2023 at 5:54 AM, MullumMiss said:

In line with this weeks Bible reading….1 Chron 12:2 - I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous……..

 

No arm with that thought.

 

However, I had to wreck my left arm to be right handed, but now I am ambidextrous.

[MullumMiss]

I'll have a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.🐊

[dove]

I'd like a pepperoni pizza, and step on it!

[MullumMiss]

Help the paranoids are after me.🫣

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, MullumMiss said:

Help the paranoids are after me.🫣

Both of them? 

[Tortuga]

[Pabo]

On 2/25/2023 at 5:48 AM, MullumMiss said:

I'll have a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy.🐊

 

How about a crocodile burger? It has more bite to it!

 

Also, I can make you a Kangaroo Burger, but hurry, as these do hop away fast!

 

[Pabo]

And yes, I have eaten kangaroo and crocodile, but more kangaroo as it is much more readily available where I live, whereas crocodile is more readily available in the northern states.

 

In fact, my wife and I had some kangaroo minute steaks sandwiches last weekend for our lunch.

[MullumMiss]

7 hours ago, Pabo said:

And yes, I have eaten kangaroo and crocodile, but more kangaroo as it is much more readily available where I live, whereas crocodile is more readily available in the northern states.

 

In fact, my wife and I had some kangaroo minute steaks sandwiches last weekend for our lunch.

I’ve eaten both.  Can’t say I like either.  

[Tortuga]

I never talk bad about soft cheese, who am I to diss-a-brie...

[Sheep]

 

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

I never talk bad about soft cheese, who am I to diss-a-brie...

[Pabo]

3 hours ago, Tortuga said:

I never talk bad about soft cheese, who am I to diss-a-brie...

[daydream]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Spoiler

 

 

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

😂

 

[daydream]

Peanuts -

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

Spoiler

One was a salted.

 

Edited November 8, 2023 by Imagine

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Imagine said:

Peanuts -

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

  Reveal hidden contents

One was a salted.

 

One peanut was trying to help the other peanut come out of his shell...

[Mike047]

Some good puns on this thread. I also like:

 

* Can February March no but April May

*Tiny babies may be delivered by a Stork, but larger ones need a Crane

*My friend drove his expensive car into a tree, it's now called a Mercedes bends

*England doesn't have a Kidneybank but it does have a Liverpool

[Tortuga]

I for one, like Roman numerals..

[Qapla]

[Pabo]

A local bakery burned down last night. Now their business is toast.

[Kwabena]

Shout out to all the people who are still wondering what the opposite of in is.

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Kwabena said:

Shout "out" to all the people who are still wondering what the opposite of in is.

[Kwabena]

10 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Great, you got it 😂😂