Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Lee49]

What kind of car does a chicken have? 

Spoiler

 A coop. 

 

[Tortuga]

Just now, Lee49 said:

What kind of car does a chicken have? 

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 A coop. 

 

Made by Flewda..

[Lee49]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

Made by Flewda.

Like, flewda coop?

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

Why are frogs always happy?

 

Spoiler

  They eat what bugs them.

 

[Tortuga]

14 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

Why are frogs always happy?

As the frogs say..

"Times fun when you are having flies"

[Lee49]

9 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

"Times fun when you are having flies"

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Lee49 said:

Yes, we are knee-deep in the humor now...

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

[Lee49]

What does a frog use to conceal itself?

Spoiler

 A croaking device! 

 

[Lee49]

A frog did one of those ancestry tests.

Spoiler

She found out she was a little English, a little French and a tad Pole.

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

Why should you never give a frog a piece of paper?

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They'll always just rip it, rip it  

 

[Lee49]

A Frog goes into a bank to get a loan

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
>The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone" 

 

[CHecker]

You.....did.....not.....just.....say....that.....!!🙄🙄

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Spoiler

 They're just two tired!

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

John, what do you call a famous turtle?

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 A shellebrity!

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

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A head banger

[daydream]

 

[Lee49]

This dog you gave me only has one ear! Hahahahahaha! I'm in tears!

[daydream]

 

Poetic justice.