A good joke

[rocket]

23 hours ago, dljbsp said:

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[Pabo]

[Keep Fighting]

Why I'm always hiding when I'm at work, because good employees are hard to find.

[Andrey]

Me, when I listen to a public speech.

 

Edited June 6 by Andrey

[rocket]

Do you know why married women are heavier than single women? Because single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home and see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[Pabo]

How do you make Holy Water?

 

Spoiler

You boil the Hell out of it.

 

 

[Keep Fighting]

Yes, times are tough, but the cat is exaggerating

[Keep Fighting]

                                          Job interview at Ikea.    Please take a seat

 

[rocket]

A husband and wife were fast a sleep one night when a loud knock echoed through the house. The husband groggily rolled over and glanced at the clock, 3:30 A.M. and grumbled his way downstairs to see who could possibly be at the door. When he opened it there stood a drunk man, swaying slightly with a sheepish grin on his face. "Hey there. buddy," the stranger slurred. "Can you give me a push?" The husband scowed, "Are you kidding me? It's half past three in the morning. Go Home." And with that he slammed the door and stomped back up stairs. Climbing into bed he told his wife what happened. She sat up and gave him the look. "Dave," she said "that wasn't very nice. Remember when our car broke down in the rain and you had to knock on a stranger's door for help? What if he had told you to get lost?" Feeling guilty Dave sighed, got dressed, grabbed his shoes, and even gathered some tools ready for whatever car trouble the man might have. He opened the door and called out into the Dark. "Hey, you still need that push?" A cheerful voice replied, "yes please." Where are you?" Dave shouted. The drunk answered,

Spoiler

"I'm over here on your on your swing set."