A good joke

[Keep Fighting]

[computerwiz]

11 hours ago, Keep Fighting said:

 

Well when you put it like that....  👀😅

 

 

[Andrey]

[Keep Fighting]

Teacher: The essay you wrote about your cat is exactly the same as the one your brother wrote about last year.

Student:.. It's the same cat.

[Keep Fighting]

After seven hours with a psychologist, Albert had become really good at putting things into words

[rocket]

A duck goes into a bar.

He asks the bartender: "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies: "No"

 

The next day the duck goes back into the bar and asks the bartender: "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender replies: "I told you yesterday, "No",  if you ask again i'll nail your beak to the bar."

 

The next day the duck goes into the bar and asks the bartender: "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender replies: "No"

The duck asks: "well then do you have any grapes?"

[rocket]

The above joke was told by our CO at our Wednesday Service Meeting. Almost as funny as the joke itself. It began the night before during his midweek meeting talk. It was time to show his fiirst video but the audio -video brothers could not get it to play. Minutes went by and he was getting fidgety. He eventually ask. Can i tell a joke. "There was this duck who went into a bar......" Stopped, laughter in the Hall. Next day several ask him to finish the joke.

Edited June 20 by rocket

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

[Dolce vita]

No video, Andreï, even if I take off my glasses☺️

[Andrey]

3 hours ago, Andrey said:

 

I'm also at zoome when I turned off the video at the meeting

[Andrey]

4 hours ago, Andrey said:

 

 

Sister Fa that video that's not showing.

Edited June 21 by Andrey

[Sheep]

13 hours ago, Andrey said:

VID_20240621_073011_098.mp4.mov

I'm not sure about others, but this is the one I can't see.

[Andrey]

6 hours ago, Andrey said:

 

Here's the video I reuploaded, the video that doesn't show the foremen will soon be deleted by the moderators.

[Dolce vita]

1 hour ago, Sheep said:

Je ne suis pas sûr pour les autres, mais c'est celui-là que je ne vois pas.

Me too

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

My victory dance when they start shutting down religions. Join in!

 

 

Edited June 21 by Andrey

[Andrey]

Master, 15 dan kung fu

[Andrey]

When I promised my wife a gift, but I'm in no hurry to buy it.

 

[Tortuga]

10 minutes ago, Andrey said:

When I promised my wife a gift, but I'm in no hurry to buy it.

 

That's Billy giving his uncle Charley a boost over that rough spot. That's what family is for...

[Andrey]

[Dolce vita]

56 minutes ago, Andrey said:

It reminds me of a story from the days of construction sites, long before the LDC. A brother asks a sister who is not very handy to go get a wheelbarrow from the materials department, which was a little out of the way from where she worked. She travels the distance, it took a while, arrives and asks the equipment manager for a wheelbarrow for so-and-so.

The brother then asks her:

- is he left-handed or right-handed?
- Who ?
- well the brother who needs the wheelbarrow.
- Euh, I do not know.
- Then you have to go back and ask him, I'm sorry sister.

 

The sister, taken aback, asks him:

- But why ? Are there wheelbarrows for left-handed and right-handed people? 
- What do you mean, you're on a construction site and you don't know that yet?

The sister, confused:

- Is there anyone who does both please, the site is at the other end of the construction site?

 

The brother didn't even feel sorry for me. I had to go back across the construction site to ask the brother the question.

 

The story went around all the teams  and throughout the construction period, every time I passed someone, there was a fit of laughter. We laughed so much, so much, it was really good-natured. I can't wait for the New World to see these dear brothers again, many have since fallen asleep.

 

PS: I hope no one on this forum will tell me : 'ahhh so it was you?'

[Dolce vita]

1 minute ago, Dolce vita said:

It reminds me of a story from the days of construction sites, long before the LDC. A brother asks a sister who is not very handy to go get a wheelbarrow from the materials department, which was a little out of the way from where she worked. She travels the distance, it took a while, arrives and asks the equipment manager for a wheelbarrow for so-and-so.

The brother then asks her:

- is he left-handed or right-handed?
- Who ?
- well the brother who needs the wheelbarrow.
- Euh, I do not know.
- Then you have to go back and ask him, I'm sorry sister.

 

The sister, taken aback, asks him:

- But why ? Are there wheelbarrows for left-handed and right-handed people? 
- What do you mean, you're on a construction site and you don't know that yet?

The sister, confused:

- Is there anyone who does both please, the site is at the other end of the construction site?

 

The brother didn't even feel sorry for me. I had to go back across the construction site to ask the brother the question.

 

The story went around all the teams  and throughout the construction period, every time I passed someone, there was a fit of laughter. We laughed so much, so much, it was really good-natured. I can't wait for the New World to see these dear brothers again, many have since fallen asleep.

 

PS: I hope no one on this forum will tell me : 'ahhh so it was you?'

 'Is there anyone who'... 'Are there any'. Google is making fun of me too

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