Witness memes

[EccentricM]

On 12/10/2020 at 12:27 AM, 1MKnight said:

Page 11, paragraph 1, section 14:

 

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"When she asks, "does my butt look big in this?", rather than say yes or no, both of which may lead to verbal scathing (for if no, she may assume you do not think her shapely, if yes, she may assume you are calling her obsese), assure her with the words; "You speak as if that's a bad thing". (Col 4:6, Songs 1:10).  Speak with a tone that may be interpreted in both accounts, thus whether she takes it as one or another, she shall be certainly reassured by the phrase "you speak as if that's a bad thing", her attention drawn to the compliment and your approval.  For it is a certainty, and with truth that we speak, truly... why is that a bad thing?!"

 

Edited December 15, 2020 by EccentricM

[1MKnight]

[My little flower]

Kindly remove this for me 

[1MKnight]

[1MKnight]

[1MKnight]

[More4me2do]

[Tortuga]

I'll believe that when cows fly...

Oh, wait... nevermind...🤣

[digital_dreamer]

On 12/15/2020 at 6:30 AM, EccentricM said:

Page 11, paragraph 1, section 14:

 

 

That’s just page 11 of the volume?! 

By the time I finish reading it, I will have forgotten the first half. Jehovah help me if I ever desire to marry. 

[digital_dreamer]

On 12/21/2020 at 7:31 PM, 1MKnight said:

And, they all have beards!

<ducks>

[EccentricM]

7 minutes ago, digital_dreamer said:

And, they all have beards!

<ducks>

Plot twist, the one in the robes and longer beard is me, the guy in modern clothes and a shorter beard is the raised one.

[Tortuga]

6 minutes ago, EccentricM said:

Plot twist, the one in the robes and longer beard is me, the guy in modern clothes and a shorter beard is the raised one.

You plan to get old, gray and dress like a wizard? 🤣

[EccentricM]

4 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

You plan to get old, gray and dress like a wizard? 🤣

Of course, minus the old.

 

I did that already.

 

[EccentricM]

Now behold @Tortuga as I combine these ideas together and become the Jedi Master (or maybe 1st century apostle) you've never heard of before.

 

Edited December 23, 2020 by EccentricM

[More4me2do]

[digital_dreamer]

1 hour ago, More4me2do said:

How fitting it is that it’s written right next to the sewer access. 

[EccentricM]

2 minutes ago, digital_dreamer said:

How fitting it is that it’s written right next to the sewer access. 

Indeed, plumbing and sewerage systems is one of these things we can appreciate having in the modern world.

[AH173]

3 hours ago, EccentricM said:

Indeed, plumbing and sewerage systems is one of these things we can appreciate having in the modern world.

Appropriately, it is the receiver of all the hoarded toilet paper many have stashed away.

 

 

[Qapla]

 

and, I appreciate what I did NOT Get ...

[More4me2do]

[Luigi62]

[Sheep]

2 hours ago, Luigi62 said:

I saw this one in another topic. But did anyone notice the misspelled word?

[Qapla]

That depends on how you look at it .... same may view using Zoom as a "phase" we are going through

 

[Omoyeme]

[Tortuga]

I bought glasses because I had 20/20 vision..🤣