Witness memes

[Brother_Bliss]

[LeolaRootStew]

14 hours ago, Brother_Bliss said:

[Pabo]

On 1/1/2024 at 2:15 AM, Tortuga said:

What an ugly car, it looks like it should be driving backwards 🤣

 

It is probably made in the same factory where they made military tanks where the tanks they had 5 reverse gears and 1 forward, and the country is shaped like a high heel full length boot.

[Kwabena]

The doctor said my sugar is high. 

 

I said "naw sir, she's been clean and sober for 3weeks by the grace o' God"

[DancesWithWife]

Gives new meaning to Keep on the Watch!

[Tortuga]

Keep on the watch...

[Pabo]

On 1/13/2024 at 3:26 AM, Tortuga said:

Keep on the watch...

 

If he was sleeping, would his name be Peter Simon?

[computerwiz]

[computerwiz]

[Sete]

On 1/25/2024 at 3:16 PM, computerwiz said:

Lying is not an option... D, A, B, C. Teaching the truth is great, but oh God, the cute sisters... mainly for me, a single, is a total bless, hehe

[Asia18chan]

Has anyone seen this on YTB? It’s even better with the audio

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[Sete]

26 minutes ago, Asia18chan said:

Has anyone seen this on YTB? It’s even better with the audio
 

 

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Don't let the council of Nicaea see this video, they could create the quaternary doctrine.

[Prism]

On 2/14/2024 at 1:51 PM, Asia18chan said:

Has anyone seen this on YTB? It’s even better with the audio
 

 

 

Just realized I've seen some of that guy's videos before

[Jwanon]

[Tortuga]

2 hours ago, Jwanon said:

The brothers once suggested that the snake might have eaten from a piece of fruit and then started talking. That would have explained to Eve why it could talk and may have helped convince Eve that what the serpent said was true. I couldn't find the reference I was thinking of, but I did find this.

 

The Insight.

The Bible does not allude to any surprise on her part at hearing the serpent talk. It does say that the serpent was “the most cautious of all the wild beasts of the field that Jehovah God had made.” (Ge 3:1) Whether it ate of the forbidden fruit of “the tree of the knowledge of good and bad” and then appeared to be made wise, able to speak, is not stated.

 

The WT 1/1/11 says this

First, Satan caught and riveted Eve’s attention. She knew that snakes do not talk; her husband had named all the animals, including this one, likely after careful study. (Genesis 2:19) No doubt Eve too had observed this cautious creature. So Satan’s ploy roused Eve’s curiosity; it got her to focus on the one thing in all the garden that was forbidden to her. Second, if the serpent was lurking in the limbs of the forbidden tree, what conclusion was Eve likely to draw? Might she not have reasoned that this lowly, dumb creature had itself eaten from that fruit and had thereafter been able to speak? If the fruit could do so much for a serpent, what might it do for her? We cannot know for sure what Eve thought or whether the snake had taken a bite of the fruit, but we do know that when the serpent told Eve that the fruit would make her “like God,” she was prepared to believe the lie.

Edited February 29 by Tortuga

[Semer]

That idea that Tortuga mentioned appeared in Paradise Lost, by Milton.

Also, here on JWTalk we have a speaking tortoise.

[Michał]

I’m waiting for GB 2024/2 update inspired memes.


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[Tortuga]

[TheKid23]

1 hour ago, Michał said:

I’m waiting for GB 2024/2 update inspired memes.


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For sisters:

Edited March 16 by TheKid23

[Landon1285]

 

 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

With beer in hand?

Old (Downunder) Tone

[coolbrz731]

[Qapla]

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone said:

With beer in hand?

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

Oh, you haven't heard about the next update yet?

 

[Luigi62]

On meme I made.