Jump to content
JWTalk - Jehovah's Witnesses Online Community

Witness memes


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 2.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

9 minutes ago, kejedo said:

ties, no beard, black Bible = no, can't pass the quiz.

 3 out of 5 👍

 

The Bible has generally been replaced with a tablet or phone.

 

The last 2 are noticable.


Edited by Pabo
Link to comment
Share on other sites

We don't wear "Elder" badges on our pockets

 

"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
~ 1 Corinthians 14:40 ~

Link to comment
Share on other sites

39 minutes ago, LeolaRootStew said:

 

short sleeves

no jacket

black Bible

big bag

badges

 

Short sleeves is allowed to be worn by JW's, as I mainly wear short sleeve shirts myself, and most brothers in Australia do not wear a jacket when witnessing (unless it is cold or their personal preference).

 

The answers are as follows:

 

Physical Bible - Most brothers now use a digital device.

Big bags - We have been encouraged to talk with the householder, thus no need for carrying a bag.

Lapel Badges - We only wear these to our conventions.

Beards - Brothers are now allowed to have beards.

Ties - Ties are now optional to wear in the ministry.

 

 

However, you could also say we can wear whatever colour shirt other than white, but I have seen some Mormons lately wear lightly stripped, patterned and pale coloured shirts in my area. I have heard that in some congregations in Japan, that you can only wear white shirts whilst on the platform or out in the ministry, wearing any other coloured shirt is somewhat looked down at.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 3 weeks later...
On 3/17/2024 at 11:46 PM, Pabo said:

that you can only wear white shirts whilst on the platform or out in the ministry, wearing any other coloured shirt is somewhat looked down at

That is the way it was in my hometown back early 1970s. An elder came to meeting wearing a coloured shirt. Open season thereafter.

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Mike047 said:

classical kipper ties

Spoiler

image.png.ec1289c7353880c488b540c94f39d649.png

 

Hailing from the fashion streets of Britain, the kipper tie has a distinctive width that sets it apart from the rest. These types of ties are credited with bold colors and over-the-top designs.


Edited by daydream

Daydream -

Scientists have discovered that daydreaming is an important tool for creativity. It causes a rush of activity in a circuit, which connects different parts of the brain and allows the mind to make new associations.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, daydream said:
  Reveal hidden contents

image.png.ec1289c7353880c488b540c94f39d649.png

 

Hailing from the fashion streets of Britain, the kipper tie has a distinctive width that sets it apart from the rest. These types of ties are credited with bold colors and over-the-top designs.

 

They would make a very good bib/napkin. 🤣

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 3/22/2024 at 7:06 PM, Lee49 said:

When you have to borrow a suit jacket at the meeting because you have a part and forgot to wear one.

 

2024-03-22_19h04_16.png

Oh, man! That brings back memories. :lol:

 

When I was very young, I went to the meeting without a suit jacket, because I had no parts on the meeting that evening. Then, the chairman called on me to give the concluding prayer. 😳 Talk about rushing around looking for a suit jacket to borrow! Never did that again. I learned my lesson!

“It’s not how much we know that pleases Jehovah, but how we feel about what we know and how we have allowed that knowledge to increase our love for Jehovah.”

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation with your brothers and sisters!


You can post now, and then we will take you to the membership application. If you are already a member, sign in now to post with your existing account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

About JWTalk.net - Jehovah's Witnesses Online Community

Since 2006, JWTalk has proved to be a well-moderated online community for real Jehovah's Witnesses on the web. However, our community is not an official website of Jehovah's Witnesses. It is not endorsed, sponsored, or maintained by any legal entity used by Jehovah's Witnesses. We are a pro-JW community maintained by brothers and sisters around the world. We expect all community members to be active publishers in their congregations, therefore, please do not apply for membership if you are not currently one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.

JWTalk 23.8.11 (changelog)