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If you put teabags in your shoes it will absorb the odor and your shoes will smell great but the tea tastes so awful it almost isn't worth it.

A truck loaded with Vicks Vaporub overturned of the highway... Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.

This is a personal choice IMHO. I personally leave flowers on a family grave but others in the family do not.

A dog has 3 puppies 🐶🐶🐶 Sunday, Monday & Tuesday. What is the Mother's name?

Some people, my mother included, have to have their keys taken away/disappear.

While he mentioned nationalism or religious reasons to avoid toasting. One occasion where it might not offend is at a wedding reception wherein the bride and groom toast as they share a glass of wine. Some in the audience might also find it non-offensive to toast the bride and groom. At a wedding anniversary dinner is another occasion. Motive in both occasion might be the determining factor.

That's bad because the sister broke her ankle on the front door stoop trying the find the guy at home again.

Our six-year-old handed us a note. His teacher had called my wife and I in for an emergency meeting. We asked our son if he had any idea why, and he said, "She didn't like a drawing I did." We went in the next day. His teacher pulled the drawing below out and said, "I asked him to draw his familv and he drew this. Would you mind explaining?" "Not at all." my wife said.

A husband and wife were fast a sleep one night when a loud knock echoed through the house. The husband groggily rolled over and glanced at the clock, 3:30 A.M. and grumbled his way downstairs to see who could possibly be at the door. When he opened it there stood a drunk man, swaying slightly with a sheepish grin on his face. "Hey there. buddy," the stranger slurred. "Can you give me a push?" The husband scowed, "Are you kidding me? It's half past three in the morning. Go Home." And with that he slammed the door and stomped back up stairs. Climbing into bed he told his wife what happened. She sat up and gave him the look. "Dave," she said "that wasn't very nice. Remember when our car broke down in the rain and you had to knock on a stranger's door for help? What if he had told you to get lost?" Feeling guilty Dave sighed, got dressed, grabbed his shoes, and even gathered some tools ready for whatever car trouble the man might have. He opened the door and called out into the Dark. "Hey, you still need that push?" A cheerful voice replied, "yes please." Where are you?" Dave shouted. The drunk answered,

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Do you know why married women are heavier than single women? Because single women come home and see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home and see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Ya, me too, now I enjoy blond and bald jokes. Pokes fun at myself.

A blonde is tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a Frog, Grandpa?" Grandpa, being in a kind of ill mood, responds,"No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now." So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa again says, "No. not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later." Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... Please will you make a sound like a frog?" "Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked. The little boy replied with a hopeful face,