Have you ever wondered...(funny stuff only)

[kejedo]

Have you ever wondered why? - when people are disrobing at the doctor's office to put on one of those exam gowns, they first neatly fold up their undergarments and put them on the chair, followed by their also neatly folded outer garments, which are placed on top of the other items, so that the undies don't show? 

[Witness1970]

When I was in college, I heard people talk about buying or selling 'keys'. And they didn't look a bit like locksmiths. Shows how much I know.

I knew a couple that, when they first started studying, had a dog named 'Kilo'

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[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered..

If God created Adam and Eve, why do some churches think that it could have been Adam and Steve?

Also, have you ever wondered what Eve may have looked like?

(Hint to married brothers: You are contractually obligated to say 'probably like my wife'!)

I am smart enough to say, "She could not possibly look as good as my wife."

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[Witness1970]

It's easy to clean your ears I would think....now your navel may be hard to find. LOL

Have you ever wondered if people who are resurrected will have navels?

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[Tortuga]

I knew a couple that, when they first started studying, had a dog named 'Kilo'

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I knew a couple that had a small dog named Kilo, it was a very nice small brown long haired dog.

[Witness1970]

I knew a couple that had a small dog named Kilo, it was a very nice small brown long haired dog.

In Alabama by any chance?

This Couple were big drug addicts before they atarted atudying.

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[Witness1970]

I am smart enough to say, "She could not possibly look as good as my wife."

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That was supposed to say "She could not possibly be as good looking as my wife."

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[Witness1970]

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[Tortuga]

In Alabama by any chance?

This Couple were big drug addicts before they atarted atudying.

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No, southern California back in mid to late 70's. She was raised in the truth and married him after he was baptized. I don't remember if he got the dog before or after he was baptized. Small dog but weighed more than a kilo...

[Qapla]

We had a small dog we named Liter .... then another one even smaller we called half-pint - half-liter just didn't sound right.

[Witness1970]

No, southern California back in mid to late 70's. She was raised in the truth and married him after he was baptized. I don't remember if he got the dog before or after he was baptized. Small dog but weighed more than a kilo...

The couple I knew was also in the 70's. They were high on drugs at one time. Afterward they thoughtb, "WHAT AREVWE DOING." Shortly after that they were called by Jehovah's Witnesses and accepted a study.

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[Old]

My brother was caught with a brown kilo in his car, he received his education in Folsom!

[kejedo]

Take me to your Liter. I'm a dog lover. People tell me it's only puppy love.

[ReadYourBible]

Take me to your Liter. I'm a dog lover. People tell me it's only puppy love.

I think you may be barking up the wrong tree  

[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered.....

If Olive Oil is made from olives what is Baby Oil made of?

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[Witness1970]

Have you ever wondered .....

Why do you have to show your identification when you go to deposit money in your bank account. If someone else comes in the bank to put money in my account, I am OK with that.

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[Qapla]

Consider too ....... if vegetarians eat vegetables - what do humanitarians eat?

[Witness1970]

Take me to your Liter.

I'll have to remember that one.

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[Witness1970]

Instead of a coleseum today we have stadiums, but we still have Lions and Tigers and Bears.

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[Tortuga]

we still have Lions and Tigers and Bears.

 

Oh my!

[Witness1970]

WWJD

Have you ever wondered What would Jesus Drive? They say he had a Honda but he never talked about it. He said, 'I did not speak of my own Accord.'

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[Tortuga]

WWJD

Have you ever wondered What would Jesus Drive? They say he had a Honda but he never talked about it. He said, 'I did not speak of my own Accord.'

 

HA!

I thought I had heard them all but that's a new one. Thx!

[Witness1970]

WWJD:

It is said that God drove Pontiac and sometimes drove a GEO. Psalms 83:15 so pursue them with your tempest and terrify them with your storm.

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[Witness1970]

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up the mountain

"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

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[Witness1970]

The Apostles carpooled in a Honda. (You know what's coming.) The scrtures say they were all in one Accord.

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