Have you ever wondered...(funny stuff only)

[Witness1970]

My mother used to say "stolen watermelons are better." I was unaware of Proverbsb9:17 at the time.

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[Witness1970]

I like your post, Chris. I know this isn't funny, so please don't bump me from this thread. However, I think words and names can take connotations after being applied. Job may have simply meant hard working, and over time came to imply 'patient' and 'object of hostility.' The word 'impetuous' may have been influenced by the name 'Peter,' or Simon's name may have been expanded to include an adjective that fit his personality. I know all word roots are not completely searchable, and not all secondary understandings have been recorded. This is conjecture. Shoot me now, etymology haters.

You need to get acquainted with Sheldon Cooper. I am sure the conversation would be fascinating.

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[Witness1970]

My poor attempts at levity are called "Shut up, Pauline!" with back ground groaning. A least I've never been accused of practicing levitation (yet).

You actually had a few funny posts there. But someone else started doing the logic thing.

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[Peanuts]

Have you ever wondered why they make 'baby on board' signs for cars, when the car is clearly not a boat and nobody, baby or adult, has ever boarded it.

[Pabo]

On 6/16/2015 at 2:32 AM, kejedo said:

Kelvin was a temperate man.

 

On 6/16/2015 at 2:49 AM, Tortuga said:

Ahhh...

 

A colorful but temperate man that knew how to measure up.

 

But Zero Kelvin is Absolute Zero.

[Witness1970]

9 hours ago, Pabo said:

 

 

But Zero Kelvin is Absolute Zero.

So That means that 0K is not OK

 

Edited November 22, 2022 by Witness1970

[Pabo]

6 hours ago, Witness1970 said:

So That means that 0K is not OK

 

 

Yes, same as AOK is not OK, but Okay is OK.

[Tortuga]

15 hours ago, Pabo said:

 

 

But Zero Kelvin is Absolute Zero.

I'm trying to figure out how you resurrected a 6 year old topic. We have a prophet among us! 🤣

[Pabo]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

I'm trying to figure out how you resurrected a 6 year old topic. We have a prophet among us! 🤣

 

For a while when I was very, very young, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! Every time I did something, my father would exclaim "Jesus Christ, look at what you have done!"

 

Even now at work, I am also revered to as "The Miracle Worker".

 

I may happen to be born of Xmas eve, but I definitely not perfect human. Just ask my wife, she has recorded 21 books of what I have and haven't done, and she starting her 22 book.

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Pabo said:

For a while when I was very, very young, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! Every time I did something, my father would exclaim "Jesus Christ, look at what you have done!"

Me too!!!

 

🤣

[davanz]

What did the two anteaters on the Ark eat after they ate the two ants?

[Pabo]

1 hour ago, davanz said:

What did the two anteaters on the Ark eat after they ate the two ants?

 

They starved I guess.

 

I wished they just eaten the white ants, and so would have Noah.

[Tortuga]

2 hours ago, davanz said:

What did the two anteaters on the Ark eat after they ate the two ants?

Well, at least the termites didn't starve...

[bobby]

i would love to what the 2 termites eat and if the waited till after the flood was over 

[Pabo]

I wonder if you can have a private conversation using sign language at a convention in the sign language area?

[Qapla]

Have you ever wondered what you would get if you combined an oxymoron with a genius sheep?

 

 

[Catalyst]

We are told to always expect the unexpected.

But if we expect the unexpected, does that not mean that the unexpected becomes the expected?

 

 

 

 

Edited September 14, 2023 by Catalyst

[New World Explorer]

17 minutes ago, Catalyst said:

We are told to always expect the unexpected.

But if we expect the unexpected, does that not mean that the unexpected becomes the expected?

 

 

 

 

Unless expected is unexpected? LOL 

[New World Explorer]

On 8/31/2023 at 12:35 PM, Qapla said:

Have you ever wondered what you would get if you combined an oxymoron with a genius sheep?

 

 

No, that's not possible.

Genius sheep wouldn't get involved with oxymoron ...LOL 🤣