The Bad Joke thread

[nanceebgd46]

11 hours ago, Rosy Gal said:

Bad joke time

 

Who was the greatest actor in the bible?

 

Samson of course COZ..he brought down the house

Rosy, yea....you found the proper thread for your bad joke

 

nanceebgd...hehehe

[pnutts]

Self explanatory.

[Old]

[dove]

Yuck

[Sheep]

Okay, where's the dislike button? 

[Friends just call me Ross]

1 hour ago, Sheep said:

Okay, where's the dislike button? 

 

[pnutts]

Bear poo really stinks. Had a bear leave his calling card 15 feet from house - on my septic bed.

 

He could have used Charmin.

Edited June 25, 2017 by pnutts

[Rosy Gal]

I regards to the Bear Poop joke

 

If I was a Rabbit I could not BEAR this topic  

[Old]

On 6/24/2017 at 6:07 PM, pnutts said:

Bear poo really stinks. Had a bear leave his calling card 15 feet from house - on my septic bed.

 

He could have used Charmin.

 

Thanks, I forgot, the rabbits name is CHARMIN !

 

[kejedo]

Brother Jerry, I didn't notice when you changed  your pic.  Very nice looking couple.

[Stoffer]

A Gary Larson classic from "The Far Side".

Do young 'uns even know who the Lone Ranger and Tonto are?

[pnutts]

48 minutes ago, Stoffer said:

Tonto

Stage name Jay Silverhills. He was from reservation near Brantford Ontario Canada.  His last name probably was Hill as there are lots of Hills there ( some are witnesses )

[bagwell1987]

Having been raised with an outhouse for our commode I thought this was funny.

 

 

We were tearing down an 
old three-seater outhouse when my neighbor asked if she could have the single-plank, three-hole outhouse seat. I said sure.

 

Six months later, she invited me 
to her home. There she showed 
off her newly designed family room, complete with a single-plank, 
three-hole picture frame featuring her three grandchildren.

[pnutts]

3 hours ago, bagwell1987 said:

outhouse

In Newfounfland, You could buy a mini Newfie 2 seater outhouse. One seat Above the other.

[Old]

8 hours ago, kejedo said:

Brother Jerry, I didn't notice when you changed  your pic.  Very nice looking couple.

Thank you!

One more time.... "Those were the days ...." 

 

[kejedo]

6 hours ago, pnutts said:

Stage name Jay Silverhills. He was from reservation near Brantford Ontario Canada.  His last name probably was Hill as there are lots of Hills there ( some are witnesses )

Looked up some  backstory: Jay Silverheels was the name of someone who portrayed Tonto on the radio show (?).   I thought that was the actual name of the actor in the TV show. Live and learn.  Glad to hear that some of the Hill family are our brothers and sisters... The Hills are Alive 

[Rosy Gal]

10 hours ago, Stoffer said:

A Gary Larson classic from "The Far Side".

Do young 'uns even know who the Lone Ranger and Tonto are?

I love it

[Old]

11 hours ago, pnutts said:

Stage name Jay Silverhills. He was from reservation near Brantford Ontario Canada.  His last name probably was Hill as there are lots of Hills there ( some are witnesses )

According to Wikipedia (Are they ever wrong?) Jay Silverheels was born Harold John Smith.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Silverheels

[Raven]

On 6/25/2017 at 7:38 AM, pnutts said:

Self explanatory.

[walkr2]

[walkr2]

I'm not even sure of how I feel about this. Not leaning on the appropriate side! Sorry if I'm a party or joke pooper. (No pun intended)

[Hammerhead]

At least the bear was polite enough to ask

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[Stoffer]

A blonde gets fed up of all the thick stereotypes of blonde women so decides to dye her hair brown. Afterwards she goes for a drive in the country to see if her new hair colour has made any difference to her intellect.

She comes across a farmer with his sheep crossing between fields so she gets out of the car and asks the farmer:

"If I guess the correct number of how many sheep you have, can I keep one of them?"

The farmer agrees, thinking that she'll never guess correctly.

However, she gets it right first time so the farmer agrees to let her choose one.

Off she goes and picks the cutest sheep she can find.

On getting back to the car, the farmer asks her:

"If I can guess your natural hair colour, will you give me my dog back?!"

 

Apologies to all you blonde sisters out there! 

[pnutts]

I'm a blue eyed Was blond.

Now I'm a blue eyed grey & white with some blond. ( What little I have left )

Getting mighty thin up there.

[pnutts]

On 2017-06-26 at 7:33 PM, Old said:

According to Wikipedia (Are they ever wrong?) Jay Silverheels was born Harold John Smith.

Ok, I never looked it up.  I know that Hill and Powless ( related to each other )

are common names on that reserve - between Hagersville & Brantford.

Went thru reservation when working on my 1st quick build back in the 80's.