Things You Shouldn't Say!

[rocket]

But I only paid a nickle last time I crossed.

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Things you should not say to Peter as he walks across the water.

[Joey]

Shark!

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Things you shouldn't say to Ronald McDonald

[rocket]

Hey Bozo, get your mits out of my food.

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Things you should not say to Peter after he resurrects Dorcas.

[Joey]

That's amazing,now can you tell me what number I'm thinking of?

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Things you shouldn't say to the ER nurse.

[rocket]

What's those funny hats nurses used to wear, Burqa's?

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Things you should not say exiting an Airline restroom.

[Joey]

This airline is so cheap they have William Shatner in there cleaning the toilets.

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Things you shouldn't say to the two nice young Morman boys at your door.

[rocket]

Tell me how they got over here in a submarine and built concrete houses leaving no traces of their existence today.

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Things you should not say during the `Shamu' show at Sea World.

[trottigy]

Shark! (It's just not getting old ;))

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What you shouldn't say to the evildoer hanging on the stake next to you.

[Joey]

Now,as for you,have you heard of Gehenna?

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Things you shouldn't say at the door when you see someone peeking out but not answering.

[BlaqueCalalilly]

We see you in there and Jehovah does too...

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things you shouldn't say to a Mac user.

[trottigy]

Hey at least you have that have eaten apple icon on your computer

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Things you shouldn't say to Linux user

[CMWYW]

Your not smart enough to use Linux are you?

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Things you shouldn't say on Millenium force (the ride)

[Joey]

I think I'll get out my camera and take a few pictures.

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Things you shouldn't say to a dairy farmer.

[rocket]

So, How do you get the poop out of the milk?

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Things you should not say to the alfalfa farmer.

[Joey]

Where's Buckwheat?

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Things you shouldn't say to your nosey neighbor.

[Greenfield]

Read 1 Thessalonians chapter 4 verse 11.

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Things you shouldn't say to an unbaptized publisher.

[Joey]

Here,I bought you a bathing suit.

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Things you shouldn't say to the parking lot attendant at the DC.

[trottigy]

Don't I look handicapped

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Things not to say to some one who loves his Android "smart" phone.

[rocket]

I see that you are keeping up with the Jones's but that will be out dated tomorrow.

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Things you should not say to the milk man at 5 A.M.

[Joey]

We've switched to Pure Silk.

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Things you shouldn't when you get assigned to a new field service group?

(just happend to me last night:cry:)

[Greenfield]

*show up at meeting for field service* WAAAAA!!! I wanna go back to my old group! *sob*

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Things you shouldn't say to the brother telling you what part of the street to work.

[trottigy]

Nope, I am doing return visits

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What not to say to the collection agency when they call

[Greenfield]

I am unfortunately unable to pay the debt as you are requesting in the foreseeable future. However, I would like to ask you a question. How would you feel about living in a world where no one is enslaved to debt, where every person can own his own house and land with no one making them to tremble? [Allow for response.] Well, this the promise contained in God's Word, the Bible. I'd like to show you this scripture here at Isaiah chapter 65...

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Things you shouldn't say to the television.

[trottigy]

OUT! ARE YOU BLIND!!!!

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Things you souldn't say when you are a Cardinals fan in a room full of Texas fans

[rocket]

The Rangers stink!

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Things you should not say on the London Eye.