Your Favourite Saying

[Pjdriver]

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

[NasusJW]

"You can't fix stupid."

[trottigy]

These are all so wonderful.

 

How about - "STOP the Insanity!!!!"

 

or

 

Don't worry about the small stuff - and by the way - it is ALL SMALL stuff!!!

[Musky]

"This too shall pass"

[rocket]

"If a man speaks his mind in the forest and there is no woman around to hear, are you still wrong?"

[Pjdriver]

"Worrying works! ...90% of the things I worry about never happen."

[DLM]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!

[ReadYourBible]

Busier than a three legged dog on a street of fire hydrants.....

 

Madder than a wet hen

 

Holy Kindergarten Batman 

 

We have a car.....story behind this one is I read a little story about a husband and a wife who were having a discussion about love, and saying it frequently or too infrequently).  The husband says, take a look in our driveway, we have a car ---- do I need to tell you we have a car daily?  Wife says...but I like to hear it etc., and says --- I love you.   Husband replies.  Honey, we have a car.  And she hugs him.

 

Now, when my husband says he loves me, I say --- we have a car LOL!  .

[Catalyst]

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

[Musky]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[ReadYourBible]

Suicide is a very permanent solution to a temporary problem.

[Tcvancoops]

"Keep moving forward"

-Walt Disney

[Toy Poodles]

you kid your friends and I'll kid mine but let's not kid each other. 

[Pjdriver]

"If you ever get in a boxing ring with another person with boxing gloves on....don't let their gloves touch your face, because you don't know where that glove has been."

[Qapla]

Spring is Here!

 

I'm so excited I wet my plants.

[Ahuvah]

This partial quote by T. Roosevelt was used in the movie: The World's Fastest Indian. 

 

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out where the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcomings  ... "

[jpcook]

You can pick your friends, and, you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friends nose!

[jpcook]

"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is incomprehensible."

[jpcook]

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones." - A Doctor.

[2EVES]

"If it ain't broke...don't fix it"

[Tortuga]

You'll learn something new every day if you aren't careful.

[kejedo]

Which part of: R-1/2Rg +g^=8^g (F4+1/4g-1/2 F) do you not understand?

What exponential power is g raised to, in the first side of the equation? Does the underscore bar (beneath 8 to the g power) indicate that this is the numerator of a fraction? 

[Catalyst]

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
 

[PhilipNZSL]

Sharing is caring. Especially when you have a cold

[nanceebgd46]

"Iam not who you think Iam; Iam not who I think Iam; Iam who I think you think Iam"

Thomas Cooley

Inscriptions: Prairie Poetry

Edited August 13, 2015 by nanceebgd46