Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Qapla]

[daydream]

 

 

 

[Lee49]

What do you call a factory that only makes  decent products?

Spoiler

 A satisfactory.

 

[Lee49]

What vehicle has 4 wheel drive and flies?

Spoiler

 A garbage truck!

 

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Edited November 30, 2021 by happiness IS

[pnutts]

Yup it is our 20th anniversary today.

From a comedian Jeff Foxworthy Redneck show " Can You Super Size It for the little lady? It's our anniversary."

 

Spoiler

She wants Taco Bell  Beef Spicy Triple Double Crunch Wrap with Fire Sauce, Guacamole  and Nacho Cheese. +++++

Edited December 2, 2021 by pnutts

[Tortuga]

12 minutes ago, pnutts said:

Yup it is our 20th anniversary today.

Congratulations!

[pnutts]

Thanks Richard, I mean Torty Senior! 🐢

[Lee49]

Where do burgers like to dance?

Spoiler

 At the meatball !

 

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https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317756#Endorphins-might-promote-feelings-of-togetherness

 

“Other primates maintain social contacts by mutual grooming, which also induces endorphin release. This is however very time-consuming.

Because social laughter leads to similar chemical response in the brain, this allows significant expansion of human social networks: laughter is highly contagious, and the endorphin response may thus easily spread through large groups that laugh together.”

Edited December 14, 2021 by happiness IS

[Lee49]

What do

Spoiler

 A cock-eyed spaniel.

g wears contact lenses?

Sorry - What dog wears contact lenses ?

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[Lee49]

Sweet, no sweat!   

 

 

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[Qapla]

[Old]

1 hour ago, Qapla said:

Pardon me for bringing this up, but the first thing that came to my mind looking at the above was the thumbs up the bomber crews were giving to their beloved commander as they taxied out to face death in film Catch 22.

[Qapla]

That's fine - since I have never seen that movie, I have no idea what that scene looked like ... but, since the post immediately followed one with two pictures with sayings posted, I kinda' thought people would associate the thumbs up with that post - not some obscure scene in a movie that wasn't alluded to at all

 

[Old]

3 hours ago, Qapla said:

That's fine - since I have never seen that movie, I have no idea what that scene looked like ... but, since the post immediately followed one with two pictures with sayings posted, I kinda' thought people would associate the thumbs up with that post - not some obscure scene in a movie that wasn't alluded to at all

 

That is why I said pardon me. You know, don't get excited, let it pass.

I take it you don't really mean "thats fine." So do I apologize again? 

[daydream]

I would have love to watch that movie and especially the book

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catch-22_(film)

a 1970 American black comedy war film adapted from the 1961 novel of the same name by Joseph Heller. In creating a black comedy revolving around the "lunatic characters" of Heller's satirical anti-war novel set at a fictional Mediterranean base during World War II, director Mike Nichols and screenwriter Buck Henry (also in the cast) worked on the film script for two years, converting Heller's complex novel to the medium of film.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JARn16yojbQ

Apr 24, 2019

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[Lee49]

What do you call bears with no ears ?

Spoiler

 B ____

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

You forgot this one !

[Lee49]

What do you get when you cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Spoiler

 Hush puppies

 

[Qapla]