A good joke

[rocket]

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a Frog, Grandpa?"

Grandpa, being in a kind of ill mood, responds,"No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?"

Grandpa again says, "No. not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."

Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... Please will you make a sound like a frog?"

"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face,

Spoiler

"Well Mom said that when you croak, we get to go to Disney World!"

 

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Cop: "I'm pulling you over for speeding"

Guy: I was only trying to keep up with traffic"

Cop: "There wasn't anyone in front of you for miles".

Guy: "I know that's how far behind I was!"