A good joke

[rocket]

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a Frog, Grandpa?"

Grandpa, being in a kind of ill mood, responds,"No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?"

Grandpa again says, "No. not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."

Then the third little boy comes out and says, "Grandpa, oh please... Please will you make a sound like a frog?"

"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa asked.

The little boy replied with a hopeful face,

Spoiler

"Well Mom said that when you croak, we get to go to Disney World!"

 

[dljbsp]

Cop: "I'm pulling you over for speeding"

Guy: I was only trying to keep up with traffic"

Cop: "There wasn't anyone in front of you for miles".

Guy: "I know that's how far behind I was!"

[Keep Fighting]

I lost my job at the bank the other day, I had only worked one day.
There was a lady who asked me if I could check her balance.

Then I pushed her.

[Mike047]

However, the good news is that you can keep the day job.

[rocket]

A blonde is tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

 

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

 

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of  paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies 

Spoiler

that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it says, for best results, put on two coats.

[Mike047]

Lynn, it really would be best to leave out sexist jokes and others that show what seems to be a poor taste.

[pnutts]

14 hours ago, rocket said:

all blondes are perceived as stupid

I used to resemble that remark.

That is I am a blue eyed Was Blond.

[rocket]

9 hours ago, pnutts said:

I used to resemble that remark.

That is I am a blue eyed Was Blond.

 

Ya, me too, now I enjoy blond and bald jokes. Pokes fun at myself.

 

[Old]

What is wrong with this picture?

[Qapla]

 

[Tortuga]

35 minutes ago, Old said:

What is wrong with this picture?

Because he is Catholic?

 

[Cool.As.Ice]

Long hair? 

[Tortuga]

Conundrum: When the government wants to hire a conspiracy theorist to imagine worst case scenarios so the government can prevent them. Should they take the job or not...

 

Conundrum: When the government tells the conspiracy theorist that aliens are real. Should they believe them or not...

[minister159]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Conundrum: When the government wants to hire a conspiracy theorist to imagine worst case scenarios so the government can prevent them. Should they take the job or not...

 

Conundrum: When the government tells the conspiracy theorist that aliens are real. Should they believe them or not...

That's more like an enigma, disguised as a paradox, wrapped in a conundrum.   

[Pabo]

On 5/23/2025 at 4:56 AM, minister159 said:

That's more like an enigma, disguised as a paradox, wrapped in a conundrum.   

 

 

[Cool.As.Ice]

What do you call a snail with a sail?

A snailor!

[Tortuga]

Do you know what Elvis had for lunch every day?

 

He ate nothing but a hotdog, frying all day long...

[Skye]

Edited May 26 by Skye

[dljbsp]

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It's a binary joke. Interested in knowing who gets it.

[Tortuga]

Binary translator is your friend...

Edited May 26 by Tortuga

[Pabo]

19 hours ago, dljbsp said:

01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 00110001 00110000 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 11100010 10000099 10101101

 

I don't want to put a hex on it but the joke should read

 

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[Timl1980]

Or could it be this 🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂

 

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 11110000 10011111 10100110 10001010 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 11100010 10000000 10010100 01100111 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100111 01100101 00101101 01100010 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01100110 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100100 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 00110001 00110011 00100000 01110011 01101110 01101111 01101111 01111010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 11110000 10011111 10010000 10110110 00100001

[Mike047]

Best I could come up with was: "The quick 🥦 sticks the landing—gold medal in doge-ball after dodging 13 snoozing 🐶!"

[Keep Fighting]

[digital_dreamer]

On 5/26/2025 at 10:18 AM, dljbsp said:

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It's a binary joke. Interested in knowing who gets it.

I actually have the T-shirt. 😝

I grew up designing digital logic circuits and programming in machine code and assembly language for Z-80 and 6502 microprocessors. Fun times.