A good joke

[Keep Fighting]

[kejedo]

On 9/9/2025 at 9:06 PM, rocket said:

I don't procrastinate.  I intentionally wait until the last minute because then I will be older, and therefore wiser.

 

Bill Underwood

I try to anticrastinate.

[rocket]

My wife, on one of her rare visits to London had a credit card stolen. I monitored the use of the card. and I have to say, I didn't report it to the Police because the Thief was spending less than she was.

[just1-4all]

[rocket]

The teacher ask the class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by little Johnny's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she ask him which story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," little Johnny replied. "I see... and that must be Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus," she said. "But who's the fourth person?"

Spoiler

"Oh that's Pontius-the Pilot!"

 

Edited Saturday at 02:56 AM by rocket

[rocket]

My wife had a doctor's appointment this morning. She said to the doctor, "My husband constantly talks in his sleep, what can I do about it?"  Doctor replies, " Give him a chance to speak during the daytime."

[Pabo]

6 hours ago, rocket said:

My wife had a doctor's appointment this morning. She said to the doctor, "My husband constantly talks in his sleep, what can I do about it?"  Doctor replies, " Give him a chance to speak during the daytime."