shooting

[Hammerhead]

While fueling at a gas station a lady pulls up to the pumps and gets out swipes her card and proceeds to fuel her vehicle. She opens her door gets out a cigarette and lights it while pumping her gas. Everyone knows how dangerous that is. Anyways the automatic cutoff on the actual pump had a slight malfunction and a little bit of gas sprayed out all over her arm. She says a few choice words but leaves her cigarette dangling in her mouth while putting the pump hose back in its holder on the gas pump. As she is reaching for her receipt the ash from the cigarette falls off landing on the arm that had the gas on it thereby igniting it. Screaming and in panic she is running around waving her arm trying to put the flame out. At the same moment a police cruiser whips into the parking lot and the policeman gets out hiding behind the door pulls his service revolver out and shoots the woman in the leg dropping her to the ground. The other people at the gas station observing everything asked what did you shoot that woman for, what did you shoot that woman for? The cop replied

She was waving a firearm

[Musky]

That's really bad, Dave! 

[Tortuga]

If the officer had waited a few minutes I'm sure she would have run out of gas...

[shali]

Thats 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back again!

[CHecker]

[pnutts]

(td) (td)

[ChocoBro]

I actually lolled a bit.

 

But in Germany, we would call that a "discount joke"

[bobby]

Lol

[Nobody]

That's a really bad joke.

 

Why am I drawn to it? Why do I keep reading it? 

[shali]

Here is my favorite Joke:

 

What is the difference between a terrorist and a woman on PMS?

 

 

 

Answer:  You can negotiate with a terrorist. (LOL)