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surfergirl Grand Master

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Didn't you go shopping yesterday? Is that all you giving your hard working man?

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When the Quarrenteen takes away the honey:(?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

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"I imagined you were better looking".   New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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Answer:  You should start a beard topic.  New:  What not to say to the brother getting ready to baptize you?  

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surfergirl Grand Master

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Why weren't you more careful?

 

 

New things shouldn't say to Your new Landlady that keeps poping in every other day?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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trottigy Grand Master

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Would you like a cigarette?

 

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Things NOT to say to your wife when she says - I think you are addicted to JWTalk and need to step away from it for a week???

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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Things NOT to say to your wife when she says - I think you are addicted to JWTalk and need to step away from it for a week???

How about YOU go away for a week? How about a nice long holiday?

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Thing not to say to a sister who is pioneering.


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SUNRAY Grand Master

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Thing not to say to a sister who is pioneering.

There's a big sale at the Mall today!

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Things not to say to a trick or treater who came to your door.(Even though your porch light was off!)

If you have any eggs with you, I would like to have them!

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What not to say to a policeman who pulls you over on the highway...

Jehovah is "walking upon the wings of the wind" PS. 104:3b

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I was going that fast because - the police picked up my wife and I thought you were trying to return her  :lol1:

 

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What not to say when he stops laughing and gives you a ticket anyway.

Plan ahead as if Armageddon will not come in your lifetime, but lead your life as if it will come tomorrow (w 2004 Dec. 1 page 29)

 

 

 

 

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I was going that fast because - the police picked up my wife and I thought you were trying to return her  :lol1:

 

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What not to say when he stops laughing and gives you a ticket anyway.

Are you sure you don't want a donut?

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What not to say when your mate has a bad hair day!

Jehovah is "walking upon the wings of the wind" PS. 104:3b

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surfergirl Grand Master

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 ordinary people enjoy little or no control over or their own lives and futures.

 

 

New what not to say.... to an Italian?

"It's a known fact that eighty decibels of rushing water is one of the most pleasing sounds known to mankind. On other hand, ten and a half days at sea is enough water for anybody." 

 

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