Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Precision]

12 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Is there a cavity..cavity..cavity...?

 

Not say to trick or treater at Halloween?

Hey you guys are just in time for our weekly bible study, please come on in and sing the new song for us !

 

What not to say to your bible study who just partook of the emblems at the memorial !   

[Meditate!]

(Hebrews 10:31) 31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

 

...not say to a double glazing salesman
 

[Alexa]

Is that what was called double glazing?

 

Not to say to a circuit oversear in a meeting

[BLEmom]

You’re not done yet?

 

Not to say to a pregnant sister

[Alexa]

Can I take or adopt your baby?

 

Not to say to a jwtalk member   who is wrong

Edited January 25, 2019 by rlyem

[Catalyst]

On 1/25/2019 at 11:20 PM, rlyem said:

Can I take or adopt your baby?

 

Not to say to a jwtalk member   who is wrong

Did you ever think about joining a different forum?

New: What not to say to a brother who always sits in exactly the same seat at the KH.

[Alexa]

Can I own that seat too?

 

Not to say to a moderator

[Catalyst]

On 2/2/2019 at 1:17 PM, rlyem said:

Can I own that seat too?

 

Not to say to a moderator

Are you a moderate moderator?

 

NEW: What not to say to a piece of cheese

[Alexa]

Be a normal cheese

 

Not to say to a maine coon cat

 

 

[JudyO]

Here kitty kitty!

 

What NOT to say to Noah when he's resurrected

[Jeanie]

27 minutes ago, JudyO said:

Here kitty kitty!

 

What NOT to say to Noah when he's resurrected

Noah, would you like to live on this island surrounded by water.   

What not to say to Sampson.

[Catalyst]

On 2/11/2019 at 10:16 AM, Jeanie said:

Noah, would you like to live on this island surrounded by water.   

What not to say to Sampson.

 

Delilah

 

New: What not to say to your tablet when it stops working

[Alexa]

I'm going to put you in a trash bin

 

New: Not to say to unbelieving parents

[Omoyeme]

On 2/12/2019 at 2:57 AM, rlyem said:

New: Not to say to unbelieving parents

 

Hey goats, you have until the GT to change your mind. Your child will be in the NW so you've got to move it move it!

 

New:  What not to say to a delegate attending an international convention.

 

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Omoyeme

[Alexa]

Hello there delegates, new world is fast approaching, international convention might be on hold (not serious) :)

 

New: not to say to singer of jw.org bethel

[Joey]

Can I have your autograph?

 

 

New: what not to say to a tour guide at Warwick.

[daydream]

what not to say to a tour guide at Warwick.

Answer: I have just gone rogue. (Hint: apostate)

 

What not to say to a sister who just had a tumour removed from her kidney.

Note: I've just visited such a sister (70+) in the hospital.

 

Edited June 22, 2019 by M'Awan

[daydream]

<not to say to a sister who just had a tumour removed from her kidney>

 

You should drink less water now that one kidney has been reduced in size.

New : What not to say to your cat when he ate up your lunch!

Edited June 28, 2019 by M'Awan

[Friends just call me Ross]

2 hours ago, M'Awan said:

<not to say to a sister who just had a tumour removed from her kidney>

 

You should drink less water now that one kidney has been reduced in size.

New : What not to say to your cat when he ate up your lunch!

"Spit it out!"   

New: What not to say to a sister when her slip is showing. 

[Alexa]

I cant unsee whats just under your dress

Not to say to a ministerial servant, construction volunteer, part-time bethelite and also a pioneer  

[daydream]

Not to say to a ministerial servant, construction volunteer, part-time bethelite and also a pioneer  

"You're taking way too much vacation"

What not to say to a toddler who's throwing a tantrum at Toys r Us.

[Catalyst]

Toys r us is going out of business

 

New: What not to say to Neil Armstrong when he is resurrected 

 

 

[Omoyeme]

On 7/16/2019 at 11:20 AM, Catalyst said:

What not to say to Neil Armstrong when he is resurrected

 

 

I bet you're just over the moon with joy in the New World.

Here, have a glass of moonshine!

 

New:  What not to say to a brother or sister who sings out loud - and badly - at the meetings.

 

 

[Meditate!]

30 minutes ago, Omoyeme said:

 

I bet you're just over the moon with joy in the New World.

Here, have a glass of moonshine!

 

New:  What not to say to a brother or sister who sings out loud - and badly - at the meetings.

 

 

Have you thought of sitting in the second school room? They say the acoustics are better there.

 

New: what shouldn't you say to the CO on his last visit

[Omoyeme]

13 hours ago, Alan said:

 

New: what shouldn't you say to the CO on his last visit

 

 

"This is your last visit?! Wonderful! I hope the next C.O. is better!"

 

New: What you shouldn't say to someone who has been reactivated after 20 years.