Puns

[daydream]

 

Looks like the 'cure' may have been worse than the ailment

[Katty]

Her come some programming puns:
I met my husband on Github. I like a man who can commit.
Does a director who's also a computer nerd ever shout CTRL X at the end of a scene?
What's a pirate's favorite programming language? R

Java developers wear glasses because they can't C sharp.

!false. It's funny because it's true

Sunshine = new Array(); --  array of Sunshine

 

Edited July 20, 2020 by Katty

[Sheep]

I could have posted something here, but I already did.

[pnutts]

20 hours ago, Sheep said:

I could have posted something here, but I already did.

Then it is going have pun-a-tive measures taken against u

[Katty]

I started out looking for a bright career in finance, then I lost interest,

so then I decided to take a job at a bakery, but I eventually quit because I didn't knead the dough.

So then I went to work in the pork industry, but for some reason, I couldn't bring home the bacon,

so I decided to go back to school and study physics specializing in quarks: it had it's ups and downs, and was strange, but it had it's charm,

and speaking of ups and downs, that's about when I was an elevator operator, but I got fired because I kept pushing the boss's buttons.

 

[Precision]

[Tortuga]

Did you hear about the cross-eyed school teacher that was fired because she couldn't control her pupils?

😳

[Tortuga]

If the painter Bob Ross had changed his last name to Rush, his name would be B.Rush...

[Qapla]

[daydream]

[daydream]

Do you carrot all for me?
My heart beets for you,
With your turnip nose
And your radish face,
You are a peach.
If we cantaloupe,
Lettuce marry:
Weed make a swell pear.

 

Unknown

 

Edited December 30, 2020 by Mclove

[daydream]

see post no. 19

 

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can’t tuna fish!

[daydream]

[EccentricM]

31 minutes ago, Mclove said:

I've seen it actually!

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/12/01/whats-the-story-behind-jerusalems-immovable-ladder_a_21617106/

[Áine]

Why are Adam and Eve often pictured with belly buttons.... 

 

😆

[Lee49]

God bless the belly button, I mean the mute button !

 

[rbrown1205]

You know I gotta add a few:

 

Pasteurize = Too Far To See

 

Whoever invented "Knock-Knock" jokes should get a No Bell Prize.

 

By the way, the Energizer Bunny was arrested - and charged with battery

[daydream]

[daydream]

On 3/19/2021 at 7:02 AM, Anniebea said:

Why are Adam and Eve often pictured with belly buttons.... 

 

I did a teeny bit of navel gazing but I still haven't found the answer. 

 

 

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070508114645AAEbbfX

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?

Quote

When God created Adam and Eve in mature form, the day they were created they might have appeared to be, say, 30 years old. But God wouldn't want or need to create the appearance of a false history, any more than the mature trees created by God would have had growth rings initially. Those are things which would develop in their offspring as a result of processes later on.

 

[daydream]

 

[Tortuga]

What is Star Wars favorite day?

 

May the 4th (be with you)

[Sheep]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

What is Star Wars favorite day?

 

May the 4th (be with you)

Who writes your material?

 

[Tortuga]

Just now, Sheep said:

Who writes your material?

 

My sister...👍

[daydream]

 

 

[Tortuga]

 

A song of puns....🤣